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Weeble ejaculates under the table and then passes out, in anticipation of receiving his first hand job.
 I wonder what it would be like to be this tall.
BB's overdrinking eliminated the need for lubrication.

Hey Roger, which hand does Jensen prefer?

Anybody see Al and my white Bronco?

The House Steward is horrified after seeing Jody the Cook tenderizing the meat

Becky, those pictures were right here where I left them!

Greg's expression in the morning after waking up next to Sue.

I'm just smiling thinking about all the cool places I can pass out tonight after I get drunk and start a fight. Next door neighbor's lawn with a bag of ringos in one hand and a bag of pretzels in the other..in front of a famous statue...the possibilities

OK Santa, I want that chick's head on this girl's body.

who cares? its ed

Now pledges when you kiss my ass, this is how you pucker up!"

Who can turn the world on with her smile?

Please officer, frisk ME!

It's fun to stay at the... Y-M-C-A ! ! !

On cold winter mornings, Dion's thoughts would drift back to the night R.E.M. played the RAC and the ensuing encounter that helped Michael Stipe discover who he REALLY was

Today's the type of day when you just want to lay in bed and snuggle. Where are the pledges?

Ralph please move over, something is poking me in the back.

"the joke's on you dude! I'm not even gay!"

I'm sure there's more to the story, but Tozzi mysteriously hopped a plane to Australia right after this one was snapped never to be heard from again

Tozzi finally pays the price after accidentally drinking his own ruffie cocktail.

Doug looks dejected after being turned down for the role of Puck in the RUGLA production of Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream".

bier fo' me lady or shall i pour it on my arse

It was quite fortunate that Dion was around to loan you the "Robin Hood, Men In Tights" garb.

Ted and Bob getting ready for tryouts as extras in the filming of "Return to Witness, an Amish tale"

Eat this, and you too can be an all powerful gnome.

Before Mr. C ....... After

Brian "tucks his date in" after a flirtatious evening at a Take Back the Night Rally.

I don't want to keep killling 'em & burying 'em, I really don't. But then I hear another comment. "Look at that crazy guy wearing wrestling gear in public w/ a bloody rag on his knee" And then I hear the voices in my head again...

A dejected Armen endures the long ride home after his disappointing 4th place finish at the annual Fire Island Village People look-alike contest

$20 for twenty minutes...and no kinky stuff.

Must have just had some spicy food. Otherwise, can't understand why Warren would ever have a drink in his hand

When Hee-Haw's band was looking for a new jug player, Warren began practicing immediately.

Not only did the fraternal experience enforce good study habits, but it also gave me the social skills necessary to succeed in life.

Sammy Brothers sure are brotherly. Here is Roger giving a scrotal exam. Shouldn't Dave turn his head and cough?