01) Kiss Me - AJ/Kevin

02) I Know - Brian/Kevin

03) Learning How - Nick/Kevin

04) Dancing - Brian/AJ

05) Bored - Brian/Nick

06) Let Me Dye - Nick/AJ

07) Tattoo - AJ/Kevin

08) OOPS... - Brian/Kevin

09) Blush - Nick/Kevin

10) Personal Tastes - Brian/AJ

11) Writing - Brian/Nick

12) Jackin’ - Nick/AJ

01) Kiss Me

AJ/Kevin

“Kiss Me...”

“No...”

“Please...”

(a pout)

“No...”

“I’ll love you forever and ever...”

(a pause)

“You know you wanna...”

“Alex...”

“What?... All I want is a kiss...”

“I’m busy...”

“The schedule can wait... kiss me... now...”

(a whine)

“Why?”

“Because... my lips are lonely...”

(rolled eyes)

“They miss you Kevy...”

(a sigh)

“Just one... I promise...”

“It’s never just ONE... one leads to two, which becomes ten and before I know it there’s a hand down my pants...”

“It’s not my fault you make me horny...”

“I’m not gonna win this argument am I?”

“This was an argument? Oh my... our first fight as a couple.... well it’s over now... time for the make-up sex...”

“You are too much Mclean....”

“I know... now come to bed... my lips aren’t the only things missing your mouth...”

02) I Know

Brian/Kevin

“This is wrong...”

“I know...”

“We shouldn’t be doing this...”

“I know...”

“No one will ever understand...”

“I don’t care...”

“We’re gonna burn in hell...”

“No we’re not Brian...”

“The guys won’t ever find out?....”

“Never... They don’t have to know....”

“Okay...”

“I love you Brian...”

“I love you too... now show me... show me please...”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes...”

“It’s alright...”

“I know Kevin.. I know...”

03) Learning How

Kevin/Nick

“I’ve never done this before...”

“Really...”

“Stop laughing.... It’s not funny...”

“It’s not all that difficult... It’s mostly just practice, you develop your own technique..”

“But... I don’t know... I just... Are you sure I can do this?”

“Anyone can do this....”

“I’ll give it a shot...”

“Whoa... be careful... it’s not going anywhere... that’s it... no... don’t go straight down... easy... yeah just like that...”

“Am I doing this right? Cause I’m not so sure here...”

“You’re doing great... just go slow... I can wait... well... for a little bit at least...”

“Did you teach the other guys to do this too?”

“Of course I did... you’re old enough to learn how now... try again...”

“Alright...”

“Hmmm... that was perfect... now taste it...”

“Taste it...”

“Yeah... taste it... you’ve earned first taste...”

“Mmm... you make good stuff... you want some?...”

“Of course... the other guys will too...”

“GUYS! Is that turkey carved yet??? We’re hungry out here!!!!”

“Yeah!... Nicky did a great job!... We’ll be right out!... you did a good job Nick... Just keep practicing... you’ll improve with time...”

“Thanks Kev...”

04) Dancing

Brian/AJ

(Singing)

“Who is that?”

“Oh it’s me... the name’s AJ Mclean... good to meet you... you like my voice?... a couple million little girls think it’s pretty damn good...”

“Ha ha ha... you’re so funny Alex... you know what I meant...”

“I’m just playing with you Brian... you need to just chill a little bit... relax...”

“Sorry AJ... this is as relaxed as a 26 year old Southern Baptist Gay Man can get. Especially when trapped with the four of you 24/7...”

“Boy are we crabby today... you are way to tense for a Saturday night.... we have all day off tomorrow... we can spend all day laying in our bed making-out...”

“AJ...”

“Fine...we can spend all day laying in Kevin’s bed making-out...”

(a laugh)

“Brian... Baby... you need to lighten up... you have been so down lately... let me make you feel better.... please?”

(a defeated sigh)

“What is it you had in mind?”

“Dancing!”

“No AJ... I don’t want to go out...”

“Who said anything about going out?... come on... get up... come over here..”

“This is stupid...”

“Shut up or I won’t let you lead...”

“Alex... we are slow dancing in some no-name hotel room, without any music playing... and since when does dancing include a hand on my ass?”

“Brian... Dude... this is me we are talking about here... I have a reputation to maintain... now, put your head down on my shoulder and dance with me....”

“I love you AJ Mclean... even if you are an over-sexed horn-dog...”

“Yeah... but I’m your over-sexed horn-dog...”

05) Bored

Brian/Nick

“Stop that....”

“Why??”

“It tickles...”

“Maybe it’s supposed to...”

“Well, I can’t really finish this if I’m laughing to hard...”

“Maybe I don’t want you to finish it...”

“What good would that do?”

“Distract you, get your attention...”

“You’d think you would want my affection...”

“But, I already have that....”

(a sweet smile)

“Yeah... so...”

(a small laugh)

“Come on... come play with me...”

“Come play with you?...”

“Yes... I am bored... you don’t want me to be bored do you?”

“You’re not bored you’re horny... there’s a difference...”

“Brian.....”

(a whine)

“What?”

“I... don’t laugh okay?”

“I won’t...”

“I’m having very naughty thoughts...”

(a smirk)

“And... I am very hard right now... and I thought you might like to help your boyfriend out over here...”

“Oh... well if you put it that way....”

“Ohh... wow... you are really good at that Rok...”

“I know... Puppy... I know...”

06) Let Me Dye

Nick/AJ

“I hate this!”

“Look Nicky I know I’m not the best conversationalists in the world, but I ain’t that bad...”

“No... I mean me... I hate my hair... I can’t do a damn thing with it because I am the all American golden boy of the group... God... I just wanna rip it all out sometimes... let me decide what to do with it for once since the group started... let me cut it how I want the damn stuff. It’s my head!... you lucked out man... You’ve never had some stupid management enforced image to deal with...”

“And being the crazy wild one doesn’t count... Your right though.... I at least get creative freedom... I kinda like the attention anyway... look if you don’t like it change it... I don’t see why you let them control you so much... cut it, dye it, perm it, shave it all off...It is your head after all... Once you do it they can’t stop it... stand up yourself...”

“I don’t know AJ... I’m not as adventurous as you... I probably wouldn’t go through with it...”

“You want me to do it? Just say the word and I’ll have my way with it...”

(a long pause)

“The word...”

(a trade mark AJ cackle)

“Come on... to my laboratory...”

“Don’t make me look stupid Alex...”

“I won’t... relax Nicky... you’re in the hands of the master...”

“That’s what I’m afraid of...”

“What’s your favorite color?”

“Blue...”

“Could you be a little more specific?”

“Dark Blue...”

(rolled eyes)

“Fine... close your eyes.... no peaking...”

“That shit stinks AJ...”

“Be quiet...”

(time passes)

“There all done... I didn’t take too much off... it’s a dark cobalt blue...”

“Do I look awful?”

“You look beautiful Nicky... we picked the perfect color... it brings out your eyes perfectly...”

“Are you moving closer?... or is it me?”

“I’m not sure... do you mind?”

“No... not really...”

“You look really hot with dark hair Nick...”

“Really?... Are you gonna take advantage of me now? I think the fumes went to my head...”

“Will you hate me in the morning?”

“No... kiss me, prove blonds don’t really have more fun...”

“Any day of the week...”

“Everyday of the week....”

“Fair deal...”

07) Tattoo

AJ/Kevin

“What are you doing?”

“What does it look like I’m doing?”

“Well I know what it looks like.... I’m hoping it isn’t what it appears to be...”

“Guess what.... it is...”

“Alex... why are you... naked and... why are you studying yourself in the mirror... it’s just a tad vain...”

“I’m not vain!!”

“I didn’t say you were... I’m just saying that you are doing something easily seen as being vain...”

“You think I’m vain?”

“NO... Alex... please... this conversation is ridiculous... you are no more vain then the rest of us... I swear... now... are you gonna tell me what it is you are doing?”

“You’re sure?”

“Yes...”

“I’m... I’m looking at something...”

“At what?”

(silence)

“Come on Alex...”

“My ass...”

(stifled laugh)

“Again... why?”

“If you’re gonna laugh at me you can sleep in your cousin’s room tonight....”

“AJ... talk to me...”

“Pick a spot Kevin... any spot... I’m getting a new tattoo, I was thinking of maybe getting a train...”

“Right here....”

(a moan)

“I don’t think they will put one there...”

“But that’s my favorite spot....”

“Mine too... try again....”

“Here...”

“That one will do....

“Good... now can we move back to spot number one?”

“Only if you take off those pesky clothes....”

“Of course...”

08) OOPS....

Brian/Kevin

“Brian... loosen up I gotta get going....”

(a groan)

“Brian... wake up... we have stuff to do today...”

“No... stay here... don’t go...”

“I have too... God Brian... I would love to stay in bed all day, but we can’t...”

“Why not?... God Kevin... None of the things planned for today are important. They were all stupid teeny magazine articles and a couple of phone in’s... can’t... can’t you just stay... the only time we have is when that door is still locked. Don’t you get that... I just want you to stay...”

(a sigh)

“I know Bri... but we have commitments to keep... we can’t just blow them off to have sex...”

(silence)

“Brian... don’t... I didn’t mean it Brian... God... just... please... Brian!!!!!”

(door slam)

“Fuck... now what have I done?”

09) Blush

Nick/Kevin

“Kevin... How do you do that?”

“Do what?”

“That...”

“Hugh?”

“That, look so incredibly hot without even trying...”

“Oh... Ummm.. I don’t know...”

“Are you blushing?”

(a disbelieving laugh)

“You are, aren’t you?”

“No... I don’t blush... that’s your job Nicky...”

“I don’t blush...”

“Of course you don’t...”

(snicker)

“I don’t! I don’t...”

“You blush very easily Nick...”

“I do not... prove it....”

“I could make you blush just by whispering 2 words....”

“You could not....”

(rustling)

“Fuck ME....”

(a gasp)

“You mean it? Please say you mean that...”

(a laugh)

“I guess you’ll never know ‘Rosy Cheeks’....”

“Kevin?...”

(a fading laugh)

10) Personal Tastes

Brian/AJ

“Try this...”

“What is it?”

“I don’t know... soup I think... something Howie made... you can’t really be sure... I don’t think he even knows...”

“How does it taste?”

“Why do you think I asked you to try it first?”

“Well I’m not gonna try it... you try it...”

“No... I hate Howie’s cooking... you usually like it though....”

“Well... hand it over...”

(slurp)

“How is it?”

“It tastes... like Howie...”

“Excuse me... and how would you know how D tastes?”

“Not like that... I meant.... it’s sweet, and spicy at the same time. You know tangy and.... Latin...”

“How can it taste Latin?”

“I don’t know.... it just... does....”

“And how would you know what Latin tastes like....”

(a deep searching kiss)

“I know what you taste like Alex... and you’re Latin...”

“Oh... do you think I’ll like Howie’s soup?”

(a pause)

“Nah... you’re more for Southern bred home cooking....”

“Really... you think so?”

“Definitely...”

11) Writing

Brian/Nick

“Name something that rhymes with girl...”

“Hurl...”

“Brian!”

“What... that rhymes... what are you doing anyway?”

“Writing....”

“About girls... why are you writing about girls... you don’t even like girls...”

(a shrug)

“I thought you said they were yucky..”

(silence)

“Come on Nicky... what are you writing that needs the word ‘GIRL’ and involves rhyming...”

“Well... I’m not like you, Howie, and Kevin.... hell even AJ is good at this... I just wanted to write a song for the new album... try something new for a change...”

“That’s nothing to feel bad about... you’ve written songs before... especially when it was all of us together...”

“No I didn’t... I mostly sat in the corner playing game-boy while the four of you wrote... Every once in a while you guys would ask if I liked what you had come up with... I just nodded and mumbled my agreement... the first time I even heard the lyrics to ‘The Answer to Our Life’ was when we went into the studio to record it.... I don’t even know how my name got put under the writing staff for ‘Shining Star’.... Howie brought me a line he didn’t like and I reworded... hardly a great submission to the creative writing process...”

“Nick...”

“Don’t try and cheer me up... I am so NOT in the mood... just... just give me a word that rhymes with girl and I will move on with my life...”

“Nick... do you want my honest opinion?”

“I guess so...”

“Nick... the best writing comes from inside you... To write about something as personal as a relationship or a break up, it’s best to have experienced something along the same lines... Girls are hard to deal with and are just as hard to write about... You’ve never dated a girl so it’s logical you might be having some problems writing about them...”

“So what do I do now... give up?”

“Of course not..... write about a guy... you have experience in that department... you know what you are talking about there... Either don’t use gender specifics or use ‘he’ and maybe ‘she’ can be substituted in... That’s how I write half the time...”

“When have you ever had to write about a guy in the place of a girl?”

“You don’t need to know that Nicky.. It’s personal...”

“Brian...”

(a whine)

“Come back here and spill...”

“Try it out for yourself Nicky...”

“I thought we were brothers!”

“Brother’s don’t do half the stuff we do with each other!”

“Hey...okay you have a point there... but Brian... I wanna know...”

“Sorry...”

12) Jackin’

Nick/AJ

“I’m gonna get you Carter!!!”

“You’ll have to catch me first!”

“Where did you go?”

“I’ll never tell!”

“Aha found you!... Um Nick... why are you naked?”

“Come on Alex... you can’t really be that stupid...”

“Nick?”

“Come here... come play...”

“I don’t want to play...”

“Well... AJ jr. seems to want to... no one else is home... it’ll be fun...”

“What if...”

“What if the whole world blows up tomorrow and this was our only chance to try it out... I like you AJ... You’re fun to try stuff out with... If you don’t like me that way then I apologize... I was kinda hoping you’d want to show me how the master works... I think I need a few lessons on my technique....”

“You’re not gonna get all clingy and shit are you?”

“This is me... Nick.... the guy unable to commit for more than a few hours at a time...”

“What if I want you to be all lovey-dovey with me?”

“Well... we’ll just have to see where things go from here...”

“Okay... so... you gonna seduce me or what?”

“I thought me being naked would be enough...”

“Come on Nick... I’m not a teenage girl... you gotta work to get me in your bed...”

(shuffling and a low moan)

“Stop that.... stop... don’t touch that!... Ohhhh... Nicky... You touch my cock like that... and we’ll never leave the bedroom...”

“Come on AJ... don’t make me jerk myself off again... it gets so damn repetitive after awhile...”

“Okay... now stop touching that and move over.... you don’t get the whole bed to sprawl out on... yeah... Oh... You are really good at that N icky...”