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A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised
because his all answers were seemingly correct!
Do you feel that he was wrongly penalized??
Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..
Q.2- Where was the Declaration of
Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.....
Ans.- Marriage..
Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..
Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.
Ans.- On His Birthday.
Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Mango Shake..!!
Q.7-where do maximum ice fall noticed in India...???..
Awesome Reply By Student:- .."In whiskey Glass."
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Once a boy was smoking at the airport..
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete
ho tum?
Boy: 40-50
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe
kharch kiye hue paise bachate to
samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein?
Girl: Nahi
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai?...
Girl: Nahi
Boy: Thanks for advice, wo car meri hi
hai.
MORAL: Zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi
ho jaati hai..
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Solid Beijjati:
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Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola.
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Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya.
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Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy
Show Karne K Liye,...
Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya
Aur Appointment Denay K Andaz Mai Bolne Laga.
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Fir Phone Rakne K Baad.
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Doctor Aadmi Se: Haan Bataiye Kya Hua?
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Aadmi: Bsnl Se Aaya Hun,
Baat Khatam Ho Gayi Ho Toh
Telephone Activate Kar Du?
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Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha.
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya.
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal
aake le jaoonga".
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Dusre din gaya.
Maal vahan nahin tha.
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahin janta.
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Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha.
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Chor Bola"isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahin to shoot kar dunga."
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Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola
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"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche."Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya.
Usne Dost se puchha
"Kya bolta hai ??
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Dost: "Bolta hai goli marde. Main
nahin bataunga..
Jisko Samajh Me Aaya Bas LiKE thok Do
Baki log dobara padho
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Badi ho ya choti..
Ek behen honi chahiye!
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.Badi ho toh Maa-Papa se bachane wali ..
Aur choti ho toh humare pit piche chupne wali!!
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Badi ho toh chup - chap humare pocket mein paise rakhne wali
Choti ho toh chup - chap paise nikalnewali!!
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Choti ho ya badi
choti ho ya badi chote chote baatoon par ladne wali!!
ek Behen hone chahiye!!
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Badi ho toh, humare galti par kaan khichnewali
Choti ho toh apne galti par, sorry Bhaiyya kehne wali!
Khudse zyaada pyaar karnewali ek behen honi chahiye!!
2 student raat me padhte huye
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1st:"kitne baje hai yaar.. ??
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2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls
hostel me
mara.
1 ladki nikli boli:" kamino ab to so jao
raat ke 2
baj rahe hai...."
(easy process to know the time)
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Aaj kal ki Generation Ko Sabse
Zyaada Tension Kab Hoti Hai ?
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Exams Me?
Nahi,
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Results Me?
Nahi,
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Jab So Kar Utho Aur Mobile
Aaas Paas Na Ho
(mummy papa ke pass toh nahi )
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WELCOME TO 21st CENTURY
PHONES - WIRELESS
COOKING - FIRELESS
CARS - KEYLESS
FOOD - FATLESS
TYRES - TUBELESS
DRESS - SLEEVELESS
YOUTH - JOBLESS
LEADERS - SHAMELESS
ATTITUDE - CARELESS
WIVES - FEARLESS
FEELINGS - HEARTLESS
EDUCATION - VALUELESS
CHILDREN - MANNERLESS
RELATIONSHIPS-MEANINGLESS
EVERYTHING IS BECOMING LESS BUT
OUR HOPES ARE STILL - ENDLESS
IN FACT I'M �SPEECHLESS
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