Quotes
Jack: It's such a pretty boat, ship!
Jack: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
Jack: That's interesting. . .
Jack: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Jack: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
Jack: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you can never tell when they're going to do something increidbly stupid.
Jack: No survivors, eh? Then where do the stories come from I wonder?
Jack: That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails; that's what a ship needs. But what a ship is. . . what the Black Pearl really is, is freedom.
Will: You cheated!
Jack: Pirate!
Jack: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
Jack: You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?
Jack: Let's get one thing clear, how far are you willing to go for this lass?
Will: I would die for her.
Jack: Good, nor worries then.
Jack: She's safe just like I promised, she's all set to marry Norrington like she promised, and you get to die for her like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.
Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love!
Jack: Human hair, from my back.
Jack: Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Answer man!
Jack: As long as you're just hanging there, you might as well pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood boy so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
Jack: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of earth you forgot one very important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Grapple: Say goodbye.
[Sign swings down and pushes Grapple through shop window.]
Will: Goodbye.
Jack: She'll be impossible to live with after this.
Jack: Do us a favor. I know it's hard, but stay here, and try not to do anything. . .stupid.
Will: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I would kill you.
Jack: That's hardly incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?
Barbossa: I'm afraid I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no."
Jack: We've reached a special place. Spiritually, economically, grammatically. . .
Jack: He's no one! Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew. Twice removed. Lovely singing voice though. Eunuch!
Jack: Pride of the King's navy you are.
Jack: Couldn't resist mate.
Will: Aye! Avast!
Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset!
Barbossa: Thank you, Jack.
Jack: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Not you, we named the monkey Jack.
Jack: It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Jack: I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you, savvy?
Elizabeth: Who side is Jack on?
Will: For the moment? [Shrugs.]
Elizabeth: Will!
Will: Elizabeth!
Jack: Monkey!
Pirate: You're supposed to be dead!
Jack: Am I not? Oh.