| Montucky |
| Population: 12 And growing ever year |
| This is a huge joke between Clusterbomb and I. |
| "Shafty." |
| "Do what now?" |
| "Shut up before I hit you with a sock full of oranges." |
| "Dirty nipplehead." |
| "Wanna see me naked?" |
| "You better not, you better not." |
| "Dangit Cletus." |
| "Flind ding son of a flind dinger." |
| "Dang toothbrush." |
| "That's Haggered." |
| "Wheh I teh you wheh." |
| "Detookarjerbs." |
| "Buckled." |
| "Sweet." |
| "I don't care if he's Smokey the Bear. That's a bozo no no." |
| "Loose lips sink ships." |
| "Was that funny son? Did what I say sound funny to you?" |