Thank you!
A list of people who I owe my thanks, life, money or beer to, and some other people I know who just like being thanked.
Charlie – I don’t understand her, but
she’s a sweetie really!
Bean – for helping me realise no matter
how bad things are, they could be worse!
Hana – for being the person I talk to
the most.
Adam – for being a dangerous lunatic.
Luv ya mate!
Tom – you dirty rotten ho!
Mat – he’s funny. Not in the ha ha
sense. In the “don’t leave me alone with him” sense.
Oli – for being my best mate for as
long as I can remember.
Nigel – the person I’m most similar to
in the world, I think.
Nigels hair – a source of infinite
amusement.
Everyone else I go to college with and
forgot to mention.
Everyone I work with.
Women – curvy things that make us
crazy. I got me the best one!
Food – its good.
Chocolate – I owe it my sanity.
Green Day, Less Than Jake, Blink 182,
Sum 41, The Clash, The Specials, The Sex Pistols, Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger,
The Offspring, Jimmy Eat World, Rancid, The Ramones, Dire Straits, NOFX, Mad
Caddies, Uncle Brian, System of a Down and every other band I listen to but
cant think of right now – you all rock!
My dad – he’s great fun, especially
when drunk and trying to talk to me about women.
My mother – I no longer fear hell for I
have spent 18 years living with her.
My brother – genetics cant explain it.
My extended family, dads side – more
like another set of best friends.
Chocolate – the thing I love third most
in the world (Kate first, then music!)
Guinness – MMMmmmmmmmm……
Alcohol – the catalyst for this vision
of reality.
All my teachers, ever – I hope you’ve
quit and are in better paid work now.
Itchen college – for not chucking me
out (yet….)
Those bastards who mugged me –
cowardice is its own punishment.
Most people I went to school with –
they just weren’t very nice to me.
The pop music industry – what have you
created? Dear god, help us!
Everyone else who’s screwed me over in
my life. There are lots more but it nauseates me to even think your names, let
alone type them.
Thus concludes the page. If I’ve
forgotten to thank you, let me know, and it will be amended!