Quotes

 

Some pearls of wisdom, and some nuggets of bullshit

 

“I feel like a pig has shat in my head” – Richard E. Grant about his hangover in ‘Withnail and I’

 

“One can make all manner of explosives from simple household items…if one was so inclined” – Brad Pitt in ‘Fight Club’

 

“No, don’t worry about me, I’ll just sit at home and lick the cat’s butt” – Mike Myers in ‘Wayne’s World 2’

 

“I’m an American honey, our names don’t mean shit” – Bruce Willis in ‘Pulp Fiction’

 

“Ah, now we’re seeing the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!” – Eric Idle in ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’

 

“The job of the Opposition is when the government says that it’s raining, they say that it’s not raining at all, and then blame the government for the lack of rain” – Tim Dennis, politics teacher at Itchen College

 

“Quickly, you’ve got to stun him! Hit him over the head with that axe!” – Chris Barrie in ‘Red Dwarf’

 

“Oh, one more thing. It’s been emotional.” – Vinnie Jones in ‘Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels’

 

“I can’t stress this enough ladies and gentlemen. Never balance a car on your head” – Ian Wright on ‘Record Breakers’

 

“This is worse than that time I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture” – Terrence in ‘South Park’

 

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