| GOO QUOTES |
| "The only two phrases you need to know in life are how to say thank you and how to say fuck you."-John Rzeznik |
| "If life throws you a lemon, throw it at some one."-John Rzeznik |
| "That cow stole my Grammy." -John Rzeznik referring to Celine Dion |
| "I support anything that causes mass hysteria in children." -Robby Takac referring to Pokemon |
| "When you get mad, remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to put up your middle finger." -John Rzeznik |
| "I decided I was going to take medication instead of drinking. I'm going to meditate on a six pack tonight." -John Rzeznik |
| "Punk's not dead, it's just at K-Mart." -John Rzeznik |
| "It's the only thing I can think of that's more ridiculous than the name than our current name." -Robby Takac on the band's original name |
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| "A girl will throw her bra on stage and I think if I was the guy that pumped your gas today, would you still throw your bra at me?" -John Rzeznik |
| "I'm a bad rock star, but good songwriter." -John Rzeznik |
| "I thiink there's two things you have to do to sell out. You have to...you have to do something you don't wanna do, and you have to be paid off very handsomely for doing it...and we haven't done either of those things." -John Rzeznik |
| "If you don't like my music, go listen to Korn." -John Rzeznik |
| "If you don't like my music, fuck off!" -John Rzeznik |
| "I don't write music for critics or hipsters. I write for me." -John Rzeznik |
| "I'm not a musician, I'm a kid with a guitar." -Robby Takac |
| "Fucked up shit happens to good people sometimes." -Robby Takac |