*You turn to page 111 (eleventy-one) in every book, even if there are only five pages.
*You're looking at the periodoc table and you see the element 'Argon' and read it as Aragorn. (This one is true!)
*You turn your head at every second to make sure Gollum isn't trying to steal your precious.
*You suddenly start hearing "my preciousss..." every where you go.
*You start forgetting how to speak your own tongue, but are currently fluent in Elvish.
*Everything you read is LOTR related...no matter what the word is!
*You're looking at a web site and you read 'Editor's Note:' as 'Isildur's Note:." (This one is true!)
*You're looking at the comic section of the newspaper and you turn to Garfield. You then read the creator of it 'John-Ryhs Davies' instead of 'Jim Davis.' (This one is true!)
*You start eating only things that were mentioned in J.R.R. Tolkien's books.
*Someone tells you that you have company. You rush to put the One Ring around your neck so that in case it is Elijah Wood, Cate Blanchett or Sean Astin, or any of the other actors, you can show them how "obsessed" you are. (This one is true!)
*You've memorized the entire script of every single LOTR film. (This one is true!)
*You know every single language that J.R.R. Tolkien invented for The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
*You know things about Tolkien that nobody in the world has ever known about him.
*Whenever you get angry at someone you start speaking in Elvish to them meaning to say bad things about them, but when in reality you are telling them they are as fair as the Lady Galadriel.
*You forget your name that your parents named you, and you only wish to be called the name of your favorite Lord of the Rings character. So, whenever someone calls you by your first name you ask, "What's that?"
*You know how to speak everything that is Elvish in all the movies.
*You become the Steward of Gondor.
*Your feet start growing excessively and they don't stop until they reach hobbit size, and to make matters worse/better (It depends on what type of feet you want,) you start growing hair on your feet and toes that can't be shaved off.
*You are in a book-store and you think you read the word "Tolkien" but you really read the word "Talking." (Oh yes....it's been done.)
*You petition for your school to have second breakfast.
*You succeed in having second breakfast at your school, and then move on to something more challenging....like elevenses.
*You get to have elevenses and everybody at your school praises you because it's just one more reason why they get out of class.
*You read "Peter Jefferson Place" as "Peter Jackson's Place." (This one is true!)
*You say "What's the ur ELF of that site?" instead of "What's the URL of that site?" (My sister did this one.)