Rated: PG-13
Cuss words [words are consored]
Story: This prank is a little old. I got it from one of my archive. This is one of my friend who told a seceret when I said NO. Basically, I am acting like a girl asking him out of nowhere. He says yes and I give some "rules".
Pranker: Hello my name is Ann
Victim: ?
Pranker: Are you taken?
Pranker: This is my picture http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40339000/jpg/_40339121_shara_203x270gi.jpg
Victim: i'm not taken, but oook
Pranker: ok. so you dont have a gf
Victim: no...
Pranker: yes!!!!!!!!!!!
Victim: no?
Pranker: do you want to be my gf
Victim: wtf
Victim: haha
Pranker: what?
Pranker: is that a yes or no
Victim: Pranker: do you want to be my gf
Pranker: IS THAT A YES OR NO
Victim: well, see, i'm a guy. i can't be a gf.
Pranker: i mean bf. lol
Pranker: can be your bf?
Victim: say that again?
Pranker: can I be your bf?
Victim: i'm straight
Pranker: i know
Pranker: I am too. I am a girl. lol
Victim: then you can't be a bf. "Pranker: can I be your bf?"
Pranker: wtf
Victim: that's what you just said
Pranker: i know.
Pranker: will you go out with me?
Victim: yea sure. cuz i know your name
Pranker: cool.
Pranker: so me and you are out togather.
Pranker: so../
Pranker: we got rules
Victim: i bet
Victim: i'm gonna go watch a movie
Victim: later
Pranker: just a sec
Pranker: are you a virgin?
Victim: yes...?
Victim: bye now
Pranker: bye
Later
Pranker: i hate your guts
Victim: i wonder why
Pranker: sorry lol. jk
Pranker: so we are going out
Pranker: i have some rules.
Pranker: 1. You cant see other girls
Victim: mmhmm brb
Victim is away at 12:40:05 PM.
Pranker: 2. You have to spend time with me other weekends
Auto response from Victim: i said brb>:o
Victim returned at 12:42:58 PM.
Victim: other weekends?
Pranker: every weekend
Pranker: satuday at 6:00 P.M.
Pranker: 3. You must not tell anyone that we are going out
Victim: well why the f*ck not
Pranker: 4. DO NOT CUSS AT ME
Pranker: I am in charge
Pranker: 5. You must give me compliments
Victim: wow, that's such a nice font you have! =-O
Pranker: no d*mn it
Pranker: compliments about me
Victim: wow, that's such a nice screen name you have! =-O
Pranker: no dman it. about me me me me
Victim: ok... wow, that's such a nice name you have! =-O
Pranker: thanks
Pranker: your xanga background makes me feel sexy
Victim: i bet
Pranker: 6. You must hold hands with me at all times
Pranker: 7. YOU MUST RESPOND TO MY MESSAGES
Victim: "lol"
Pranker: shut up.
Victim: k
Victim: i'm gonna go take a sh*t or watch a movie. bye now
Pranker: lol
Pranker: jk
Pranker: no dont leave
Victim: why not?
Pranker: because i want to talk to you
Victim: well, talk to me later or something cuz i'm gonna go take a sh*t or watch a movie
Pranker: no
Pranker: choose movie or gf
Victim: i gotta take a sh*t too
Victim: right. bye now
Pranker: no
Pranker: ok
Pranker: go take a sh*t
Pranker: then come right back
Victim: ok. it might take a while
Pranker: MIGHT. dont tell me that you would rather watch a movie than to talk to your gf!!!!!!!!!!
Victim: i said the sh*t might take a while. bye now, before sh*t starts falling out my ASS!
Pranker: lol your funny
Victim: i bet
Victim: bye now
Pranker: bye
Pranker: i love oyu
Victim: i bet
Victim is away at 12:53:55 PM.
Pranker: IT DOES NOT TAKE 10 MINUTES TO TAKE A sh*t
Auto response from Victim: not here... call me.
Victim returned at 1:09:54 PM.
Pranker: finnally
Pranker: how was your sh*t?
Victim: sh*ttin
Pranker: it does take a d*mn 20 minutes to take a sh*t
Victim: well it didn't take me 20 minutes, so you should be happy and stop sh*tting yourself
Pranker: 8. Do not fight with me because you know that you cant win
Victim: i bet
Victim: o sh*t what was 7?!
Pranker: YOU MUST RESPOND TO MY MESSAGES
Pranker: You sarcastic ***
Victim: uh yea
Pranker: so what do you want to do saturday
Pranker: oh i know
Pranker: We can go see over the hedge
Victim: how about no
Pranker: why?
Victim: looks retarded
Pranker: ok you pick the movie
Pranker: 9. The boyfriend has to suprise me on dates
Victim: right...
Pranker: ok, dont tell me what we are going to see
Pranker: Saturday 6:00 P.M.
Victim: no
Victim: i'll be in alaska
Victim: sorry
Pranker: thats ok
Victim: i know
Pranker: Friday 6:00 P.M.
Victim: no
Victim: i'll be in alaska
Victim: making loooooooove to an eskimo
Pranker: wtf thats breaking rule number one
Victim: uhoh
Victim: i'll be in alaska anyway
Pranker: ok the next day
Pranker: at 6:00 P.M.
Pranker: HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pranker: helllo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Victim: no, that's saturday. like i said, i'll be in alaska
Pranker: today is Sunday dumb*ss
Victim: you said the next day. as in after friday. that's saturday
Victim: RESPOND!!!>:o>:o>:o
Pranker: ok
Pranker: sorry
Pranker: d*mn your mean
Pranker: Sunday -> Monday
Pranker: see
Pranker: SEE! d*mn it
Victim: i see
Pranker: so Monday 6:00 P.M.
Victim: what the f*ck is it with you an 6 PM?
Pranker: I hate day dates because so unromantic
Pranker: night dates are romantic
Victim: well what if i have other dates at night?
Pranker: you wont
Victim: well... what if i do?
Pranker: you wont because you are my bf
Pranker: it will break rule number 1
Victim: uhoh
Pranker: yeah uhoh
Victim: o hell yea
Victim: hold on a minute
Pranker: that means you will get a ass kicking till next week
Pranker: 10. You gf is top priority
Victim: i have some eskimos at my door
Victim: so brb
Victim is away at 1:24:27 PM.
Victim returned at 1:29:36 PM.
Victim: i g2g
Victim: business
Victim is away at 1:30:30 PM
