Rated: PG
Some Langauge
Story: I did prank for a friend who hates Pizza Hut.
Session Start (Pranker:Victim): Fri Jul 21 13:31:42 2006
[13:32] Pranker: I work Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
[13:32] Victim: wtf
[13:32] Victim: who is this
[13:33] Pranker: The Pizza Hut manager. You order Pizza in our new Pizza Hut IM call.
[13:33] Victim: lol
[13:33] Victim: seriously who is this
[13:34] Pranker: The Pizza Hut manager. Can I take your order?
[13:34] Victim: no i don't like pizza hut
[13:34] Victim: lol
[13:34] Pranker: ok then dont call us
[13:34] Victim: seriously who is this and how the hell did you get my s/n
[13:34] Victim: I don't call you
[13:34] Victim: i've never called *** pizza hut
[13:34] Pranker: THE PIZZA HUT MANAGER
[13:34] Victim: NO ITS NOT
[13:35] Pranker: DONT AGGRAVATE THE EMPLOYEES
[13:35] Victim: seriously who the hell is this
[13:35] Victim: and don't freakin say the pizza hut manages cuzz I know it isn't
[13:35] Victim: manager**
[13:35] Pranker: THE PIZZA HUT MANAGER. how many times I have to tell you?
[13:35] Victim: i don't believe you
[13:36] Pranker: I was going to give you free pizza because you were our very first IM caller. But your being rude so I am not considering it.
[13:37] Victim: I'm sure you were..
[13:37] Pranker: What pizza place do you go to?
[13:38] Victim: domino's or papa johns
[13:38] Pranker: Will you do me a favor?
[13:38] Victim: maybe. depends
[13:39] Pranker: I have some rats in a cage. I want you to put them in papa johns restraunt. Thoose bastards stole our recipe and the health department is coming to them next week.
[13:39] Victim: lol how about no
[13:39] Victim: who is this for real
[13:39] Victim: and how'd you get my screename
[13:39] Pranker: For 10th time. The pizza hut manager
[13:39] Pranker: You did a IM call
[13:40] Victim: NO I DIDN'T
[13:40] Victim: how the hell do you do an IM call?!
[13:40] Pranker: You IM me.
[13:40] Victim: i didn't IM you
[13:40] Pranker: mam calm down
[13:40] Victim: lol
[13:40] Victim: i'm calm
[13:40] Victim: you're retarded
[13:40] Pranker: Please stop being rude. We are being nice
[13:41] Victim: lol
[13:41] Victim: whatever
[13:41] Pranker: ok. Next time go to Pizza Hut. Papa John spit in your food and piss in your drink.
[13:42] Victim: lol nuh uh
[13:42] Victim: pizza hut sucks
[13:42] Pranker: How?
[13:42] Victim: the pizza is gross
[13:42] Victim: :P
[13:43] Pranker: Are you satisfied or extremly satisfied
[13:43] Victim: neither
[13:43] Victim: what do you want
[13:43] Victim: why are you talking to me
[13:43] Victim: lo
[13:43] Victim: lol*
[13:44] Pranker: So. Are going to order your pizza?
[13:44] Victim: NO
[13:44] Victim: bye
[13:44] Pranker: Come back
[13:44] *** Auto-response from Victim: xDaniAndyx
-new screename. add it. talk to me there.
[13:45] Victim: why should i
[13:45] Pranker: Because we will improve our pizza just for you
[13:46] Victim: how about no
[13:46] Victim: i already ate lunch
[13:46] Victim: bye
[13:46] Pranker: You can come for dinner
[13:46] Victim: I don't eat dinner
[13:46] Victim: byeeee
[13:46] Pranker: Come back to pizza hut anytime
[13:47] Pranker: and you will 1.99 offf
[13:48] Pranker: When is your birthday. We will sing you pizza hut very own happy birthday song with a free salad
[13:48] Pranker: Hello
[13:51] Victim: lol okay I know for a fact that this isn't the freakin manager of pizza hut so SERIOUSLY!! who the hell is this?
[13:51] Victim: lol okay I know for a fact that this isn't the freakin manager of pizza hut so SERIOUSLY!! who the hell is this?
[13:52] Pranker: I am the pizza hut manager.
[13:52] Victim: NO YOU'RE NOT
[13:52] Pranker: We are hiring
[13:52] Victim: i'm too young
[13:52] Pranker: Happy birthday to the pizza hut gang we will always serve pizza the same
[13:52] Victim: umm ok?
[13:53] Pranker: I got to go to work. Customers are bitchen about getting the wrong toppings.
