First one: ok I�d just like to say that I�m new to this shit and that i am SORT OF copying Orpheus or how ever the hell you spell it. Secondly, I am a fucked up character irl. On the outside I�m perky and always smiling. But on the inside I�m a homicidal sex-freak. Yes i said it! Short, cute, innocent hobbit is psychopathic with a tendency of dirty things. Ok in my articles i will be calling people by their own special names given to them by me. Most people will catch on after a while but shoot me if you so wish. Heaven knows ill do it for you if you want. Ok lately I�ve had interesting thoughts about a guy i will call, Pecks. He has huge man boobs and only wishes for me to call them pecks cause they are apparently all muscle. Anyways, i went to peck's house earlier this week and confessed my uncanny attraction to him. He was either confused or pleased. One can�t tell with pecks. I went back on Friday before Dearest's party, Dearest is my Dearest friend and i always say her name with Dearest at the end. So yes i went to Pecks' house and we were writing my script for drama. His mother and aunt were in the same room and one can�t think with hens cackling around you. Pecks seemed to think so to so we went upstairs to his room. After much sexual jokes and puns the pervy me started to come out. And with the pervy me come pervy tendencies. So a few choice things were said on both parts and in the end i fell of the uncomfortable chair into Pecks� lap. We both wanted something from each other but we both didn�t want to admit it. Then Pecks' sister, Blondie, came in with the phone. I got horribly embarrassed and sat back on the chair. Apparently Dearest was on the phone for me and wanted to know what time i would be arriving at the house. After the phone call we both admitted we had no idea what would have happened had Dearest not called. This morning i apologized to him on the phone. He said it was nothing to apologize about. After seeing if his sunglasses were at Dearest's he hung up. I don�t know why i did what i did next but it was rather emo silly of me. But I started crying. I felt like I needed someone to comfort me so I called Giant. Giant was my first boyfriend, he doesn�t go to my school so don�t bother looking for him. Anyways, I call giant and his little brother answers. I ask where he is and he says and i quote "he doesn�t live here anymore." and hands the phone to his mom. Ill put this on the record i love his mom. His mom is the sweetest lady in the world. We talk for 15 minutes at a time on the phone when i call. But she explained that he walked out on her on FUCKING MOTHER"S DAY!!!! GOD DAMN IT GIANT!!!!!! SHE"S YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!! So we talk and she says if he calls me to ask him to come home cause apparently everyone misses him. I told her id jump thru the phone and beat his ass for her. She called me a sweetie and talked for a few more minutes. So after she hung up i cried more. I felt like all the men in my life were leaving me. So i call the man who left me first, Chin. The true Mormon love of my life but doesn�t know it. I call him chin because he doesn�t have one. Go figure! Anyways i got his message machine and I left a disgusting sobby message and hung up. who else could comfort me? i know that sounds really dumb but I�m the kind of prat who needs it. anyways i wrote a letter to my last resort, Hale. Hale being his last name. he's in Brazil so i don�t feel i need to disguise him. I told him of everything and i know he'll make things better. ok the general shit: my best friend is Platty. i call him that because he is random and i love him like a brother. Platty and I share everything, from food to advice. He is always needing girl advice about Love. I always call her love. so who the hell cares if I call her that here? oh yes, I met the most delightful freshman earlier this week thanks to samecool. he is known in Orpheus�s article as "Tim" because that's his name. so I will call him Tim here just for good measure. and Orpheus, I do appreciate the apology but don�t apologize if you dont want to. I could tell it was forced from a mile away. and if that offends you then I don�t care. cause I�m still reeling over you calling me a bitch. I mean that really hurt. I treat you like I treat everyone else. I don�t give special treatment unless I have a crush on that said person. and even then. I slapped Pecks on the back just to see how big my hand was by the mark on his skin. he didn�t mind either. he told me to do it again. so yes. Orpheus. if you want to be my friend then just be my friend. hell, if you want ill act like a stupid prat around you. Samecool, my history teacher feels sorry for you. I showed him your blood on my paper. he says ill be a real tyrant someday. I was so happy ^^. anyways. I guess I can put my email... [email protected]
ill kill you tonight and rape your corpse tomorrow, Hobbit