Title:
God Bless the Douche-Bag
yay. I say one thing and the world of Orpheus must trash the goddamned
shire. The shire being my respect for him. ok. It starts:
1. The insult filled hellos and their meaning.
Hobbits, being small, have not been very forward and corageous people.
I being called "the Hobbit" automatically infers my height being of
small stature. Which I am, 5ft. *bows* I have not always been able to
speak my mind and when I was able to I did. This first happened in A.D.D.
(advanced drama department) with my Fauxmily. Faux meaning false. so a
Fauxmily is a fake family. So yes. I realized no one there cares who
the hell I act like. So. I act like myself. The ticking psychotic
time bomb you see before you today. So when I say "Yo, Douche-Bag!" or
"How's it going, Fatty?" It is just my way of saying "hi, how are you?"
without the boring seriousness of actual life. So don't be a fuck and
actually take me seriously, ass-face.
2.Decency
How the hell do you know about decency? YOU HAD THE WHOLE FUCKING
COUCH AND YOU COULDNT SPARE 5 INCHES FOR MY TINY ASS TO FIT ON IT!!!! Maybe
I only give decency to people who deserve it.
3. Brain dead Crack monkeys
Leave the monkeys alone. They dont deserve being used in such a way.
4. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction
Dont you think I know Newton's pooterific law? I know that if i act
like a prat, prats come to me. If I act cute and innocent, I get
pamphlets on going postal. so don't think I dont know. I do sit and I DO
think. WHOA FUCKING MIND BLOW!!! So what?! I KNOW I'm not a perfect person
but I'm decent to a good majority of the global population. I don't make
judgements before I meet/try whatever the hell I'm considering making
judgements on. and my judgement on you? That you can't take a good joke.
Everyone needs villians in their live Orph, I'm one of them. You can
either kill me off or find a new one.
5. Protective corners
Yes I cry in corners, it's because I'm FUCKING BI-POLAR AND SHOW
SYMPTOMS OF DEPRESSION!!!!! I'm on medications. What the fuck else do you
want?!?!?!? Corners are good to cry in and I'm an insecure lonely
bastard! LEAVE THE EMO KIDS ALONE YOU EMOTION NAZI!!!!!
6. PIssing up-wind
I am a female last time I checked. So far I am unable to piss upwind
and up a rope.
En Generale,
I'm failing french, geometry, and chemistry. oh joy! My english grade
is slipping and I have to have a script written by the end of this
week. The Chronicle, school news paper, wants 10 cartoons from me in a new
format size that I can't seem to remember. Pecks told Ry-Ry that he
likes me but not in the same way I like him even though he grabbed my
boobs yesterday. Tim said he liked me but I'm too stressed out to even
respond to that. My dad's on my back about college. I have my permit
test on saturday. I pulled 3 hairs out of my head and I scratched a new
hole in my arm when I forgot to take my medicine. I'm so fucking
stressed out right now and I feel like shooting myself. I really wish i
could. A nice gun pressed to my temple would be good. Hey you know what?
I"LL HAVE FUCKING ORPHEUS SHOOT ME!!! THAT WAY WE"LL BOTH BE FUCKING
HAPPY!!!!!!!
Je regrette mon aime pour le insulte. Il a sembl� la droite...
Je me tuerai maintenant....
Unfortuantely breathing,
Le Hobbit