Week 7 � Confused to say the least (may contain spoilers!)
Spoilers to what? I have no clue, so don�t ask. Actually, do ask. It�ll prove to me that there�s actually somebody reading this. Anyway, I�m writing this the day after I wrote Week 6, so not much new in the world of Orpheus, and most of what is new, I really don�t feel like talking/writing about. So, don�t bother asking me about that (I will, however, say that what happened is what has confused me). I will, however, say that my writer�s block seems to be vanishing .Well, I�ve no idea what to rant about this time, so I�m just gonna do paragraphs on random things.
I like camels. They�re large brownish-yellow pack animals. Plus, they can go for days without water and walk across the desert. Sure, they stink, and they spit a lot, but that doesn�t make them any less cool. Besides which, camels are a staple of your stereotypical Arabic adventurous event.
I smell a supplement on the horizon! This one, I believe, should be �Supplement 4 � On the nature of K�. It will be largely about the events that lead to all of what�s happened of late. Well, not really of late. I should have it up by either the 23rd or the 24th of March, exactly 6 months after �the incident�. If it isn�t up by then, it means one of three things 1) I decided not to write it, this one is very probable, 2) It wasn�t long enough, or good enough (yes, believe it or not, I have quality standards for this column), or 3) I did write it, but Samecool was lazy, like the time that he didn�t post Week 4 until the day that Week 5 was due, even though I turned in 4 before it was due.
Dune Messiah sucks. It�s a HUGE let down, if you�re expecting something anywhere near as good as Dune was. Oh, and I�m not quite entirely over my writer�s block yet, I still have no idea where to go in my stories, but I�m able to write LLH again (most likely, this is a disappointment to whomever is reading this), as well as a few (admittedly not good) poems. I suppose it�s a decent start. Wow, today�s left my confused.
Well, I have one more paragraph to fill. You know, I don�t like this cartoon that�s on right now (Codename: Kids Next Door). It�s stupid, but yet� I�m watching it� wow, that really says a lot about me. Well, now I�m watching �Full House�, that�s a bit better, I guess, albeit not much. Hey! The Flesch-Kincaid reading level for this column is at 6.0, that�s better than I suspected.
Until next time, this is Orpheus signing out. Feel free to send Eurydice (or an e-mail) to [email protected] For those of you who don�t get the Eurydice comment, Eurydice was the name of Orpheus� wife. I�ll be sure to tell you people about the Greek myth behind Eurydice and Orpheus in some future column.
Oh, I'd just like to say that there won't be any more columns until I'm un-grounded.