Live, Love, and Hate – by Orpheus

 

Week 84, part 4 – Nowhere, part 4 (Lecher Bitch)

 

            (219/06, 2:06 PM) It appears that I’m getting a new phone. On one hand, that’s kinda nice, ‘cuz my old one wasn’t great. On the other hand, I’m really disappointed with all the stuff I’ll be losing. Gonna lose all the old text messages from R I still had on there that I’d look through when I needed cheering up, the small sample of her voice (which had been taken out of my voicemail) kept largely for the same reasons, those pictures C drew (one of which is the background on my phone), the Avast-Knight, the messages from Frenchie, all that stuff. I don’t think there’s anything from Amy, kind of disappointing.

 

            So, anyway, another sucky Valentine’s has come and gone. Did you people out there know that Saint Valentine was a thief? Now you do. Anyway, what was bothering me this year wasn’t the sad, sad fact of being single as it was two years ago, or that R wasn’t around like it was last year. No, this year I had to deal with the recurring mental image of Amy licking that bitch Nicole’s cunt or the other way around. Now, I have no idea if this really is how things go, or if Amy doesn’t have a girlfriend or what, it still was, however, far from pleasant.

 

            Some of you (I am pretending here that all readers are not imaginary) may have noticed a very long space between my last update’s writing and this. This, ironically enough, has to do with the first ever LLH reader mail. It was from a friend of Amy’s by the name of Erica (Amy always used to spell it with a k instead of a c because she thought it looked better that way). While correspondence was kept for a short while, the whole thing can pretty much be summed up as thus “Amy doesn’t love you, Amy never loved you, hurry up and die”. Now, I imagine this will earn me at least one more angry letter from her about how she doesn’t really want me to hurry up and die or some such. To this, let me say: Well, the implication was certainly there.

 

            And, of all things, she has the nerve to at one point tell me that I have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about when I’m speaking in regards to my own relationship with Amy. Of course, I imagine this was just a childish retort to something I’d said in my previous letter about how she didn’t know what she was talking about when she was trying to tell me what my relationship with Amy was like. And it’s kinda funny how many times throughout the correspondence she switched back and forth between “teenage relationships don’t last” and “she only liked you as a friend”. She also seemed to have the idea that I believed I caused Amy’s orientation. Let me make something clear here, yes, this thought had crossed my mind, stupid as it is. However, I was under no impression that it was true.

 

There were two firsts in this episode (if you don’t count the lost episodes) can you find them? Send rant topics to [email protected]