Hi!!!

It's your old pal, Sam

I have an important question for you...

WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME???

Reasons you should date me:

I'm really cool, as you can probably tell.

I have a lot of really fun hobbies!

I will make you elaborate websites, which is the modern day version of passionate letters written from war. In this case, the war is my desk.

We are soulmates and have to get married!

If you want to date me...

Please E-Mail your answer to the following E-Mail address:

[email protected]