Are you Obsessed?

• You can recite her life story with out any advance preparation
• Anytime Céline spoke of her upcoming break you burst into tears.
• The first thing you say about yourself when you meet new people is "I'm a Céline Dion fan.
• You correct people on the pronunciation of her last name, "It's Deyon, not Deeon."
• You buy tickets to more than one concert in your area.
• You not only have memorized all of the lyrics to all of her songs, but can name the track order (of all the different versions) of each album, and recognize each song within the first 5 seconds of play.
• You name your pets after Céline, or after one of her songs.
• You pay $19.95 for a Bee-Gees concert at which Céline sings ONE song, only to find out that, two months later it's on HBO for free!
• When Céline's in town you hang around the nicest hotels...just in case!
• You can hear someone say one phrase, and you recite an entire dialog from an interview.
• You keep an "updated" hair style just like Céline's
• As soon as you hear the names David Foster, Peabo Bryson, The BeeGees, Barbra Streisand, and just about any other one, you immediately say "Hey s/he worked with Céline!"
• Eh? has become a permanant part of your vocabulary.
• You say "I'm the youngest child in my family just like Céline!" when you're an only child!
• If anyone asks "Who's Céline Dion?" your first reaction is "What?!? WHO'S Céline Dion?" followed by a 3 hour presentation entitled Céline Dion: The Basics.
• Five has become your lucky number.
• Everyone that you know calls you Céline.
• You learn French just so you can read the original official biography.
• You are currently researching Canadian citizenship.
• You can listen to, watch, and talk about Céline for hours and never get tired of it.
• People jokingly ask you "Where is she today?" and you know the answer.
• You meet Céline, and know more things about her than she does.
• You save EVERY single clipping of Céline from newspapers and magazines... even if it's just her name.
• You plan your vacation around where Céline is, and when she's going to be there.
• You can somehow relate ANY subject to Céline.
• You have learned more french from Céline's albums than you ever did in french class.
• Your dream is to be Céline's housekeeper.
• You buy all the soundtrack's Céline has ever sung in.
• You redecorate your room in Red, Black, and White!
• Not only do you send Céline and René Christmas and Birthday cards, but her entire family as well.
• You consider March 30 an international holiday.
• You can name and identify her entire band.
• Your favorite part of Titanic is the credits when they play My Heart Will Go On. And you just can't understand why people get up and leave during the best part of the movie (unless it's your singing).
• If Céline comes on the radio, you stop talking midsentence, turn up the radio and make everyone in the car shut-up. At the end of the song, you pick up the conversation at the same word you left off on, acting as if nothing's happened.
• You KNOW there aren't any concerts sceduled, not even a tour, but the local Ticketmaster is still on your speed-dial and the agents know you by name, since you call every day--"Just in case".
• When someone asks you how tall you are, you have to stop and think..."Let's see...I'm exactly 3 inches shortaer than Céline...5'7 and 1/2 minus 3... I'm 5'4 and a half!"
• You started counting down to the release of Let's Talk About Love on August 20th.
• You have 20/20 vision but you still are trying to convince your parents to buy you colour contacts. In chestnut.
• You carry a 1968 nickel as a lucky charm.
• Ever since you bought The Colour Of My Love, you have ceased to spell the word "color". Even in your english papers.
• People ask you if you ever listen to anything other than Céline Dion. You answer "Of course I do!" But when they ask you who, you can't remember the names of any other singers.
• You are able to convince your best friend that Céline can sing ten times better than Mariah Carey
• You consider Mariah Carey a sworn enemy of Céline, therefore of you too.
• You can apply one of Celine's song to any situation.
• People ask you if you ever lister to anything other than Céline Dion. You say no.
• Your non-Céline CDs are getting dusty.
• What non-Céline CDs?
• When your CD Player gets stolen, you could care less about the CD Player, but you walk around the house repeating "My Asian Version of Falling Into You was in there...my Asian Version of Falling Into You was in there..."
• You beg your parents to invest in the retaurant business. They need a Nickels Restaurant.
• You've spent over $100 on Céline merchandise.
• You know Céline's face so well, than when you channel surf you can recognize her and immediately return to the station. Even if you were flipping so fast, that when you stop you have to go back 8 channels.
• You learn to sneeze just like Céline!
• Your family can recognize Céline's voice and face almost as well as you can!
• You tell your parents that Therese and Adehmar sound better than their current names.
• You take up the sport of golf just because Céline likes it so much!
• If somebody tells you that they heard Céline on the radio, you won't let them leave until they remember what song.
• You turn every conversation into a Celine Dion releated one.
• You call your local radio station so often, the DJ knows you by name.
• You collect Céline's bad reviews, sent hate mail to the critics, and when you have enough collected, you sit down with your friends, and you all take turns reading them outload, and them lighting them on fire.
• When you see Céline's name written without the accent, it drives you crazy.
• You scream everytime someone says Céline's name.
• Your email address has something to do with her.
• You've written the fan club more than 5 times trying to get Céline to write back.
• You print out this page and start highlighting everything you do but before you're finished your brand new highlighting pen runs out of ink!
• You visit all Anti-Céline pages and covert the owner into a Céline Dion fan!
• No one dares insults Céline Dion because they know that there will be dire cosequences!
• You see a picture of Céline you know the exact month it was taken just by looking at her hair and her clothes.
• You turn on the TV just see if Celine is on any program.
• You only go to the music store for one thing only: to see if maybe, just maybe, they have a cd that you don't have.
• You stay up all night to see Celine perform on a show knowing that she will be the last one to perform, but it is worth it even if you have school the very next day.
• Your englsih teacher ask you to write an essay and you write it on Celine and score an A+, with her asking how do you know so much about her?
• You can recognize Celine's songs without even hearing the first few words!
• You sent a baby gift to Céline.
• You think René-Charles is the cutest baby in the world!
• You celebrate René-Charles' 1 month b'day, 2 month b'day, etc!!!