CK's SO SEXY TYPES
TOUGH GUY
I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!  I am so buff that I can pop my nuts in between my thighs and squirt it in your eye.  In your eye!!  Has anyone seen anything this big before?  Except one part.  It flexes to the left.
GENIUS
We all know about Bluetooth and earpieces.  There is only one original and it's not from KFC.  What can I say, It's HANDS FREE!
SUPER POWERS
Previously, on Spiderman, Doc Octopus was going to derail the New York Subway.  Unmasked and going commando, CK Spidey hangs upside waiting for the scene to come through.  Unfortunately, Doc Octopus never came.
INVENTOR
Shopping can always be fun.  But what do you do with those plastic bags after you take your groceries out.  The paper ones were used for book covers.  The plastic one, you shove CK in there and swing him around.  Swing, yay, swing, higher, swing, yay!
LADIES MAN
What is weird in this picture?  Is it CK with a fro or is it that something looks like milk duds.  Either way, something looks mighty tasty.  I have a feeling it tastes like Kool-Aid.  OH YEAH!
JUST SEXY
Raise your hand if you are getting turned on by this scene.  Whether it be nice cars, models, or CK peeing in a bottle, it just *brrrrrr* takes me to another level.  Look at that girl in red wanting a piece of that action.
Which one of these makes you feel so sexy?  Leave your pick on the Guestbook. 
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