Like Totally Cool Tatoos: Sunny & Maggie's First Small Business

Believe it or not, Sunny and Maggie created a "business." It was a small business. No, it wasn't even that. It was a tiny business. They didn't have many customers. No one really trusted them. But that's not the point. It all started when they were really bored. Like so bored they started drawing on their ankles. They drew all over themselves. They used gel pens and regular pens. They drew mostly jewelry. Like rings and bracelets. A business was born. They called it "Like Totally Cool Tattoos." Not "Totally Cool Tattoos." "Like Totally Cool Tattoos." Well, I gave in to their pleading with me to let them scribble...I mean draw on my hand. They drew a red and blue pinky ring on me. It hurt. I mean, they were pressing down on the tender skin around my pinky with pens that were running out of ink. AND THEY ENJOYED IT!!! They love seeing me in pain. I should've been as smart as everyone else and refused to let them stab me with empty pens. They should rename it "Like Totally Cool Tortures."