In Which Joe & Josh Drool All Over Themselves

Someone had left a Guinness World Records 2000 book in the portable that we have our English class in. Joe and Josh were flipping through it when they got side-tracked at the table of contents by a small picture of Claudia Schiffer. He holds it up to me (Ducky) an asks me who she is, since I have the book. I can barely see the picture, so I mistakingly say she's the �Most Downloaded Woman on the Net.� Joe starts screaming at me,�WHAT PAGE?!?! WHAT PAGE?!?!� The teacher says,�Joe I'll tell you what page to turn to in a minute,� thinking he's talking about our grammar book. He still keeps screaming,�WHAT PAGE?!� She says,�Joe! Stop saying,�What page!�� A little while later, he and Josh flip to the page with the REAL most downloaded woman. We knew that because they both let out a scream. It was Cindy Margolis, the Fembot, in a bikini. The teacher says,�Do I need to separate you two?!� I said,�I think you should just take the book away!� So she did. Later, they snuck it off her desk. (Sneaked sounds retarded and I like snuck better, so I don't care about my bad grammar!). They took it to the back of the portable and asked me to find it again. Instead, I showed them a 700 lbs. woman in a bikini. That made them almost barf and also took their mind off of the Fembot. Joe has labled them "The Fat Chick" and "The Phat Chick."