Dental Distress

While I pondered, weak and weary
Over thoughts of VBS
I was awakened by the roaring query:
"What the heck is she doing to me?!"
Roaring while my gums were ripping;
Ripping, ripping, yes they're ripping;
Ripping with each floss strand's saw;
Bleeding blood from bloody gum-rips falls;
Dripping drops from gums detached;
Detached by dental tools of death;
Dripping drops with great dispatch;
Dispatched by her dreadful hands;
Deep within the dredful dungeon;
That deranged dental domicile.