what if..
1. Nadulas ka sa crush mo na crush mo
siya?
>> eh..ang kulit m kc eh!
2. Nawala ang cellphone mo sa SM Megamall?
>> bibili ng bgo!
3. Umamin sayo ang isang tao na mahal ka niya
pero di mo siya mahal?
>> fwendz parn tau..
4. Umamin sayo ang mahal mo na mahal ka rin niya?
>> manligaw n xa noh!
5. Tumatawag sayo sa cellphone ang mommy mo at
may ginagawa kang pinagbabawal ng mom mo?
>> haha..lagi nman eh..edi sagutin..knwari..walang ngyayari..haha..
6. Tinext ka ng crush mo sa least expected
moment mo para tanungin ang cell no. ng crush
niyang kaibigan mo?
>> sus! cgee..bibigay ko! mhal ko eh!
7. Bumagsak ka sa isang test na sure ka na pasa ka?
>> confident ah!haha..edi magmukmok..
8. NAgka virus ang computer niyo dahil sa
friendster?
>> wag n..nyaha!
9. May nagbigay sayo ng aso sa birthday mo pero
allergic ka dito pero crush mo ang nagbigay nito?
>> puppy? haha..aus lan..ndi nman ako ngpapaligo dun
eh! ndi ku nman..yayakapin un eh! mnsan lng!haha
10.Nalaman mo na hindi pala ikaw ang mahal ng
mahal mo,at akala mo ikaw pero may iba?
>> tanggap lan ng tanggap..khit msakit..mhal mo eh..
11.May tumawag sayo na agency at gusto ka raw
isali sa star circle quest?
>> woohoo! rj martinez..bezpwend..hir i come!
12.Alam mong M.U. kayo ng crush mo pero wala
naman siyang ginagawa para ipakita ito?
>> luv ko parn xa!
13. nawalan ng tubig habang nagsho-shower ka at
may sabon pa sa mata mo?
>> kuha towel..punasan..
14.nanalo ka ng isang milyon sa Lotto?
>> shop til u drop..nyaha!
15.namatay yung taong mahal mo na di mo
sinabihan na mahal mo siya nung buhay pa siya?
>> syet! wag gnyan!
16. May nagtanung sayo kung anung pangalan mo
habang naglalakad ka sa mall, nananahimik lang?
>> sisigaw ng STALKER! tatakbo! hahaha..sapakin xa!
17.May nagsabi sayo "ang ganda" or "ang gwapo"
mo in a sincere way?
>> bhla k..nyaha! sbi m eh!
18.may nagsabi sayo na ang baho baho mo pero
alam mong hindi naman?
>> weirdo!
19.May naki-upo sa table mo habang nag-iisa ka?
>> excuse me..d k b mrunong mag paalam? kta m nman nauna ako d2 eh..haha!
20.Pag niyaya ka ng crush mo sa birthday niya
pero weekly family day niyo yung day na yun?
>> if ders a will..ders a way! nyakz!
describe your...
WALLET,
>> 5 wallets ko eh..pro, ung gmit ko ngaun..mhba xa..nyaha! pure blak..
HAIRBRUSH,
>> blu, wyt, pink n hair doctor..
TOOTHBRUSH,
>> blue, red..
SCHOOL BAG,
>> dickies na gray..adidas n blue..ocean park n red..
JEWELRY WORN DAILY,
>> necklace n gold kali s dad ko..tska, bracelet n silver wid my nme on it..rehas kmi ng mga guy fwendz ko eh..nyaha!
PILLOW COVER,
>> yellow, grin, pink, ornge..
COFFEE CUP,
>> i dnt drnk coffee..
UNDERWEAR,
>> bzta..akn n un..haha!
FAVORITE SHIRT,
>> "it's not easy being a heartthrob" nyaha!
COLOGNE OR PERFUME,
>> eight and atlantis ng bench at strawberries in a bsket ng scents & blend..
TATTOOS,
>> dti henna..gling s boracay..eh, nbura n..s ryt arm ko dti..nung april 4 p un..haha!
PIERCINGS,
>> ears..pro, d n ko nag lalagay ng earrings..
IN MY HEAD,
>> my fwendz..haha! mis dem a lot..especialy bezpwendz ko..mis u guyz!
WISHING FOR RIGHT NOW,
>> col uli ako ni rj martinez d2 s hauz..miz ko n bezpwend ko eh! nyaha!
AFTER THIS,
>> go 2 frndzter..
PERSON YOU WISH TO SEE,
>> i wish 2 see my fwendz agen! miss u guyz!
IS NEXT TO YOU,
>> chips
SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES,
>> harry potter, troy, the grudge, the ring, the phon..
SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE AFRAID OF,
>> dark, ghosts, pests..God/Jesus
DO YOU LIKE CANDLES?
>> not rily..ung ,may scent p cguro n fruit pede p!
DO YOU LIKE INSENCE?
>> pag ndi mtapang ung smell..haha!
DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF BLOOD?
>> no way..nd nevr wil i do!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE?
>> yea..
DO YOU BELIEV IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
>> nah..2nd sight p cguro! ako kc gnun eh! nyaha!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN?
>> yea..of corz! AMEN!�
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
>> xempre!
WHAT DO YOU WANT DONE WITH YOUR BODY AFTER YOU DIE?
>> ung prang kay marcos..not cremated or anythng,,nka aircon p!
WHO IS YOUR WORST ENEMY?
>> 4 now? ala eh..haha!
ANY PET YOU WANT TO HAVE IN MIND?
>> cat pa..at bunny wabbit uli..
CAN YOU EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS?
>> yea!
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COIN?
>> phil coin? P10 coin..kng iba..ung s america, ung $1 dollar coin..
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS?
>> cats, bunny wabbits, shark and butterflies
what can you say about guys who r,,?
..lalakeng umiiyak?:
>> emotional..
..lalakeng seloso?:
>> normal nman un eh..wag lng mxdong seloso..ung, pti pwendz ko pinapagselosan!
..lalakeng mahilig sa sex bomb girls?:
>> yuckz..cheap m ah! viva hot babes nlng noh! woohoo! kapamilya ako!
..lalakeng nde marunong mag luto?:
>> kei lng..karamihan nman ndi eh..job kc tlga ng us gurlz un..�
..lalakeng pala tanong?:
>> mkulitz!
..lalakeng mama's boy?:
>> kei lng..nyahaha! ako papa's gurl!���
..lalakeng mayabang?:
>> kapal mo! kala m kng cno k! haha!
..lalakeng sinungaling?:
>> go to hell! u belong der..i hate liars!
..lalakeng nde mahilig mag salita?:
>> as long as he's not deaf or he cant spik at ol,,kei lng..
..lalakeng makulit?:
>> pa cute..alang mgwa..haha!
..lalakeng gwapo?:
>> holy siomai! nyahaha! soon 2 be an actor..or model..haha!
..lalakeng panget?:
>> uhm..bye..c ya nver..jowk! as long he's knd nd smrt he's fyn wid me!
..lalakeng palabiro?:
>> asar!
..lalakeng bastos?:
>> paanong bastos? kung manyak...I'll slap his ugly face! haha!
..lalakeng masyadong marespeto?:
>> i wish God made guys like these...
..lalakeng mahilig mang asar?:
>> kala m kng cno k ah..haha!
..lalakeng sobrang sweet na may pag ka jologs?:
>> kei lng..as long as he's sweet!
..lalakeng sensitive?:
>> bhla n..haha!
..lalakeng matagal mag bihis?:
>> he represents me..but only, he's a guy..
..lalakeng possesive?:
>> i don't like guys who is like that! haha!
..lalakeng malibog?
>> uhm..yikez! nyaha!
..lalakeng panget tumawa?:
>> bwahahahaha! hey man! stop laughin! shut up! u kip reminding me of MYSELF wen u laugh lyk dat! nyahaha!
..lalakeng uhugin?:
>> s banyo k n tumira! haha! baboy! jowk! learn 2 brng tissue werever u go..owkei?! ;D
..lalakeng walang kwentang kausap pero pogi?:
>> bhla n..�
..lalakeng hindi marunong kumanta?:
>> wag n..guz2 ko ng guyz hu wil sing 4 me eh!
..ANO ANG WEAKNESS MO SA ISANG LALAKE?:
>> bzta guz2 ko ung swit, laging anjan, smart and he makes me special, he's kind and he accepts me for hu i am..isn't dat sweet if all guyz were lyk dat?! nyaha!
survey mi gio..ninakaw ko..nyahaha! quiet lng kau ah?! ELOW GIO!!! nyahaha! sowee knuha ko..steegh kc eh! sowee gio..haha..kya ko lng tnanong uli url m kc nkalimutan ko n..pro, kya ko hningi uli pra kunin ung survey..nyaha..cute kc ng queztionz..haha! dnt wori..mga sgot ko n to! haha! ;p sowee dude..haha!�
may mahal ka ba?!
--> yupz!
naicpan moh nabang mag taksil sa mahal moh!?
--> nope..
kung bi2gyan ka ng chance na balikan xa, g2win
moh bah!??
--> cno? haha..jowk..mlay!
kunyari dedo ka na at kaharap moh c GOD wat wud
u say 2 him?
--> elow! nyaha! tnx 4 evrythin..luv ya man!
have u ever LUVED somebody so much?? [means past]
--> yea!
umiyak ka na ba sa isang mababaw na dahilan?!
--> oo ata..haha!
pano kung papiliin ka.. past or present?
--> present..sbi nga ni gio, gift daw un ni God para satin s lyk natin ngaun..kya nga raw PRESENT eh..regalo ng Diyos..4 a better lyf..nyak! haha!�
kontento ka na ba ngaun!?
--> not rily..kinda..haha! but, i really luv my lyf!� i luv my fwendz, i luv my family, i luv evrythin, i luv evrybody, nd i luv God! woohoo..ang haba!�
kung mamamatay ka.. sa anong paraan moh gus2?!
--> old n age ko..hehe..�
sa tingin moh pag niloko ka ng bf/gf moh
mapapatawad moh pa ba ito!?
--> it dependz on wut he did..
will u offer frendship pag break kau ng gf/bf moh!?
--> yupz! y not?!�
wat is ur quote 2 urself?!
--> be yourself..yikez! haha!�
bakit yan ang napili moh!?
--> mlay ko! un pmasok s icp ko agad eh! haha! at, 22o un..haha!
explain moh nga!! cge nga!!
--> bzta un..nyaha!
wer u've been torn between two lovers?
--> yea! hate dat tym!
may pinili ka ba sakanla?
--> oo!
gus2 moh bang itanong coh sau kung cno pinili mo
saknla?
--> cgee..haha! wag n..sasabhn ko nlng..clang dlwa..�
isasacrifice moh ba buhay moh para sa mahal moH!?
--> yea!
may gus2 ka pa bang itanong?!
--> d nman ako nagta2nong ah..kaw kya..duh! doi! u awke or sumtin?!
tapos na!! ano say moh!?
--> ang onti ng queztionz m..nyaha! pro, kewl xa!