Bah. Just got a new assignment... Career Goals. Umm, what if you don't have any? I really don't. I want to be a librarian. However, I don't think you need to go to college for that, and I really don't want to go there anyway. I've had enough school, thank you. And I DON'T want kids. I thought about being a chef, which would be a lot of fun, perhaps I could go to cooking school? Lord knows I need it... Oh. I want to speak Japanese. That's not a career goal, but it could get me something. Like... a job translating? I don't know. I DON'T KNOW! I'm going to grow up, move to the Bahamas, marry a rich Columbian drug lord, and open an antique shop that's really a front for his llama-smuggling ring. How's that for a career?