Paul McCartney
One of My (Brittanie's) many hotties.
       Okay, this is dedicated to my specific hottie of the Bealtes, Sir Paul McCartney.  Yes, Sir.  Paul was knighted by the queen on March 11, 1997.  Here's for if you want more info on this:  Sir Paul?!?!
   Any who.   Yes, Paul is mine for many reasons.  But none of them are your buisness!!  Well...allright.  To tell you the whole truth...I don't know.  Honest.  I don't know.  Most people liked Paul, and I see why.  But I can't explain it.  Jennifer likes George, and I like Paul, that's all there is to it. 
   I am not stupid.  I am not in denial.  I know for a fact that Paul McCartney did not age well at all.  I will be the first one to tell you that.  I am not ashamed to like him for the hideousness (is that even a word?)  of him now.  I mearly like him for his early times in the Beatles. 

    Jennifer and I have many theories
why this amazing change of face has happened to dear Paul.  But these are the main conclusions:   1) All those drugs really messed up his face.  I mean, really. *shudders*
2) He is well, British.  This is Jennifer's conclusion.  And this upsets me greatly because I myself am from Liverpool  (the same place he is from) and I fear that, mayhaps this could happen to me.  And I so hope it doesn't.  But I haven't done (nor do I plan to do) drugs.  So my chances are thin.
  What?  You don't believe me?!?!?  Well fine, fine.  I can understand why you wouldn't.  But I can prove myself. 
WARNING
IF YOU REALLY LOVE PAUL TO THE POINT THAT YOU ARE NUTS...PLEASE...I BEG YOU;  DO NOT CONTINUE.  ALSO IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH OR ARE PREGNANT OR NURSING, PROCEED WITH CAUTION.  SIDE AFFECTS MAY INCLUDE EXTREME LAUGHTER, CALLING TO GOD, NAUSEA OR DIAREA.
Click for Paul's transformation.
I should probably put some actual information huh?  Well, here:

Paul was born June 18, 1942 in Liverpool, England.  Paul's mum (Who's name was Mary, and was the inspiration for the song "Let it Be") died when Paul was around the age of fourteen.   In 1957 Paul met Jonh through a friend and found that, since John's mom had died, they had things in common.   Paul joined Quarrymen and traveled to Hamburg, Germany with the rest of the group (now named the Silver Beatles).  They worked their way through clubs and drummers (5 drummers before Ringo).   And eventually they were discovered at the Cavern Club by Mr.Brian Epstine.  Paul wrote many songs and contributed no less to the Beatles' sucess than any other member.  He married Linda Eastman and had a daughter.  When the Beatles fell apart Paul formed a band called Wings.  He got busted with some pot during a tour in Japan but was never pressed charges against.  Paul still remains the most successful Beatle and songwriter.

I got lazy and really didn't want to do EXTRA research for dates and such.  So that's off the top of my head really.  If you want to dissagree with me, go ahead, e-mail me.  I like to get e-mails.
Do you want to know something that rips me away from my happy little world and pulls me into anger?  Some psyco-ward D.J Dude in the 60's  said he thought that Paul was dead and the proof was in the music.  When I heard of this I was outraged to say the least.  So I did a little study on the silly little thing.  And I found this site.  AHH!  If you get weirded out easily...DON'T GO!!  Eww.  I did, and I seriously started to cry I got so creeped out.  I know Paul is very much alive, but some of the things just scared the CRAP out of me!  I think the "Paul is dead hoax"  could have been a publicity stunt...or John's stupid side showing through...but it is wierd stuff.  It gave me a nightmare...but I wont inform you of that....so if you want.  HERE.
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