| Quotes. Guff: "you're absolutely on my purse!" "...because if he{God - a.k.a. jon} didn't wear jewelry he would look like all...pfft..en-...everything!" Jon: "Dreajlejtalren" "Was it your think i was talking about?" "Don't you know it when you know?" "Yes. His last name is Jones....Darelschmoe Jones." Sam and Jon:"Let on us our boat!!!" Frau: "He wanted to cover the palace with mice and tiles." "It's a combination of porf..." Crazy guy on the U-Bahn: "K-I-L-L ...Kill!" Schloooocum: "Boy, there sure are a whole lot of Oriental people in Japany." Sam to Schloooocum:"Are you your father?" Amanda: "I don't look so bright in not the sun." "You know after you eat when you get stupid and the brain goes down...to your stomach..." amanda and sam: "RUN FRESHMEN!!!" (our interpretation of freshmen response): "Run? Fun? Have fun? Oh! They really want us to have fun! Oh! Yay!" Mrs. Richey: "He's constantly taking one hat off and putting another hat off." "Shutup Joel, we aren't going to let you talk anymore." Mr. Merrill: (to the music theory class) "It's in the E of key." "My foot hurts today so we're not having class." "I didn't get into this program to teach class 2 days in a row....class dissmissed." Mr. Shine: "...boat of nachos..." Randall: "Gemuse!!" "No one wants to join the Randall club..." Jamie: ""Murphy does not want to shag them!....They do not want to shag murphy!........I didn't say fuck anywhere in that sentence!" government video: "Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president,Ike for president..." Lynn to Ben:"Oh! Say my name in British!" Ben:"Lynn." Kelly: "FLORIDA BABY!!!" George W.: "...strategory..." |