| Salvador 07 Rank: 2nd Awards: 07 Tournament Winner Most likely to: Admit it. Least likely to: Not blag. Catchphrase: "Split Pot!" Theme Tune: North & South of the River, U2 |
| Psycho 07 Rank: 7th Awards: Most likely to: Get screwed on the River Least likely to: Call without the Nuts Catchphrase: "The Winning Hand" Theme Tune: Cry Me A River, Justin Timberlake |
| Junior 07 Rank: 5th of Unqualified Awards: Most likely to: Cook burritos Least likely to: Lay off the hot sauce Catchphrase: "Thank you ver mush..." Theme Tune: |
| Tommy 07 Rank: 5th Awards: Most likely to: Play Honest Poker Least likely to: Be first off the table Catchphrase: "You play great poker... But I'm a Great Poker Player" Theme Tune: Livin' On A Prayer, Bon Jovi |
| Giblet-Fingers 07 Rank: 4th Awards: Most likely to: Be check-folded Least likely to: Remember what the Blinds are Catchphrase: "You Old Boy" Theme Tune: Aces High, Iron Maiden |
| XXXX 07 Rank: 8th Awards: Most likely to: Analyse Least likely to: Finish up Catchphrase: "That's Textbook, that is" Theme Tune: Man on a Mission, Richard Ashcroft |
| Mountie 07 Rank: 3rd of Unqualified Awards: Most likely to: Throw his back out Least likely to: Be polite Catchphrase: "Ferschnizzle" Theme Tune: I'm a Lumberjack, by Monty Python |
| Joanie 07 Rank: 4th of Unqualified Awards: Most likely to: See the Flop Least likely to: Play anywhere outside of Burnley Catchphrase: "Have you heard my lass sing?" Theme Tune: You're in the Army Now, by Status Quo |
| Mr Tickles 07 Rank: 1st Awards: 07 League Winner Most likely to: Win Least likely to: Be taught a lesson Catchphrase: "Thanks for the Lesson, Tommy" Theme Tune: Club Foot, Kasabian |
| Judge Jade 07 Rank: 6th of Unqualified Awards: Most likely to: Least likely to: Catchphrase: "You're Barred!" Theme Tune: 2 Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps Please, by Splodgeness Abounds |
| Muppet 07 Rank: 6th Awards: Most likely to: Be late Least likely to: Turn up Catchphrase: "Traffic on the M4!" Theme Tune: Cars, Gary Numan |
| Madge 07 Rank: 3rd Awards: Most likely to: Leave early Least likely to: Stay to the bitter end Catchphrase: "F*ck it, All In!" Theme Tune: Swing Low Sweet Chariot, Traditional |
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