Psycho Barbie

    I write this knowing the risk I am taking that PsychoBarbie may read this, but you know what? Sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.  I have nicknamed her "PsychoBarbie" because she looks like a Barbie doll. She probably is not even a size "0", she has the longest, blondest, curliest hair I have ever seen on a mom. She has the fake boobs, courtesy implants of the hubby, and big, doe-like blue eyes. She is also the hairstylist that is currently my neighbor.
     It all started 4 weeks ago. One day "#$%@" came in to work and it quickly became apparent that she was in no condition to work. She was messed up on something, knowing this girl, probably Xanax. Her eyes were rolling in her head, she was slurring her words, stumbling over her feet and talking at a level far too loud for normal indoor speaking. From my suite(which shares a common wall with this girl's suite) sounds of things falling and crashing could be heard, along with the occasional swear word. Crash! Slam! Whoops! Damn! Were her ways of communicating before her clients got there. So, she starts doing hair, I have a client in my suite, she has one in hers. We hear more swearing, we hear her totally lame attempts to explain why she is the way she is that day( a bladder infection was the preferred lie that day, yeah right!) At one point it finally got so loud and ridiculous that I exused myself from my client and went next door and asked her to please keep it down. I said this nicley, as the owner was in her suite at the time.
     Well, this was the WRONG thing to say! She let out screaming at her side of the wall, "You fucking fat-assed bitch, I'm gonna kick your ass!" "You ran off Amy and Laura and the only person you talk to is that black guy Marcus!",. I should say she slurred screamed all this. I could only turn my blowdryer on high to as to muffle her psychotic nonsense! My thanks to Lee Shirley here for her patience, as she was my client witnessing all this. We let it go, Lee ended up speaking with the owner and then leaving after her service was finished. You would think that this would be the wost thing that PsychoBarbie did...but no, not yet...
     At one point, she takes another client, a woman. She applies color onto this woman's hair and then says, "I'll be right back, I'm going to go to the store real quick". Well, you know what? She didn't come back for more than 4 hours! The poor lady sat there, with dark hair color on her hair for I don't know how long before somebody else took care of her. The lady was extremely upset. Finally, 4 hours later PsychoBarbie shows back up at work. During this time, she has been stopped by the police for erratic driving, her license suspended and her mini-van impounded! The only thing I can figure is she passed the breath-a-lizer because she was on drugs! You can bet though, had it been you or me, we would have been in jail! Below are some potential new Barbie doll pics...hmmm....I don't see PsychoBarbie here yet, Mattel?