By Sally Morem
� Why are we still in Darfur? We need to finish the job in Iraq!
� President Jeb Bush is an idiot. That�s why Darfur�s such a disaster.
� If I�m elected President, we will withdraw our forces immediately, if not sooner..
� The people of Darfur don�t want us there: Pull! Out! Now!
� The world hates us because we invaded the sovereign nation of Darfur.
� Darfur is a civil war; we can�t possibly win a civil war.
� Terrorists are finding it easy to recruit suicide bombers worldwide because people angry at us for killing Africans in Darfur.
� We are only in Darfur for the oil.
� President Jeb Bush is truly an evil Machiavellian spawn of the Devil; he�s now eyeing Chad.
� Darfur is not worth the lives of the five brave American soldiers we�ve lost there in the last three years.
� Darfur has stretched our military to the breaking point. Time to reinstate the draft.
� We must show the people of Darfur that we mean them no harm. End this immoral war NOW!
� All we are saying is give peace a chance.
� Imagine there�s no Darfur.
� We can�t do this alone. We need the world�s sanction for our efforts in Darfur. Let�s go to the UN and get a Security Council resolution against genocide.
� When I voted to give President Jeb Bush the power to stop genocide in Darfur, I didn�t vote for him to send our soldiers there to fight and die!
� If I had been in the Senate during that vote, I certainly wouldn�t have voted for this illegal war!
� Bush frightens me to death!
� There is no War on Terror, and it�s not going on in Darfur!
� Darfur means the End of the American Empire! Hurrah!