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| The Things I Find Funny | ||||||||||||||
| Do you ever wonder if the same things you find funny are the same things that someone else does? I know for a fact that the best friend you can find is one who laughs with you over everything and anything....My two best friends (mostly) think the same way as me.. We can be talking about something and if in a large group only we will laugh and that seems to make it even more funny... I believe that laughter and sex are the two things that I think are my most favorite things in the world.. As for the latter you have to know me well enough to know why i say that out loud ;) |
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| Drinking Games | ||||||||||||||
| I'm a big fan of drinking games especially Death which is my all time favorite and I'm not sure why.. Maybe because Malcolm taught us in Weyburn or I played it with the boys so often or Spic perfected the answer with "A FUCKING SUIT!!" .. either way I love to play it and believe it or not it is just as fun to watch and not be playing because you realize just how stupid you really get... So here's how to play.. The dealer takes the entire deck and the person on the dealer's left picks a suit such as diamonds, hearts, spades or clubs. Then the dealer throws the cards out around the circle clockwise. Whoever gets the first card of the suit picked has to drink the number of the suit...So a Jack is 11 drinks, Queen-12, King-13.. you get it... the trick is they have to pick someone else in the group to count for them and that person can count as slow or fast as they want.. So you have to pick the right person or you will get fucked over.. Once the person's done counting you set your drink down but before it hits the table you have to call the next suit...Sound simple? After two Kings it gets a little hard to remember.. If you set your drink down before you remember to call the next suit you have to drink the same amount again!! Also there are some more rules: - if you're stuck drinking and the asshole is counting really slowly, you can down your drink without them noticing and if you finish your drink before they are done counting, they now have to drink what you just did - once you're done drinking, you have to set your drink down right away, you can't let it linger above the table while you recover because then the game goes too slowly.. Yes, Death is my all time favorite.. but I also like Quarterbounce, Never Have I Ever, sometimes Socialables, Umbrella, Red/Black is simple, and Poker..sometimes Strip Poker.. |
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