| Kids will be kids (and other things) |
| Why is it that........ When you have nipped to the loo, they actually come upstairs and ask you stuff even if dad is downstairs? They don't get up early for school and yet at weekends they are up at the crack of dawn? When they have said they can't eat anymore..they always have room for dessert? Kids expect you to know where they left stuff...four days ago? How come they can open cupboard doors.. but can never manage to close them? And why is it when they have the last of anything.. the empty pack gets put back???? |
| MY DAD IS ON THE SOFA |
| My dad is on the sofa having another rest my mum says he's a lofa in his shorts and vest "Be quiet! i'm watching telly!" dad shouts from his place he scratches on his belly and pulls a funny face. |
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| Silly kids funny ways make me laugh thro' the summers haze Rainy days rainy nights kids and arguing silly fights! |
| MATHS Maths is annoying, it makes my temper fray, I'm hopless at adding and take-away I try my hardest to multiply and then divide I get it all wrong and just want to hide! But my teacher is calm as he explains it again I'm just hoping that this time it will enter my brain! |
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| Little little Red Riding Hood Little little Red Riding Hood into the woods she strolled basket tucked under her arm visiting Grandma - so old Singing sweetly on she walked through the patch of wood The wolf saw her, licked his lips and thought 'I bet she tastes really good' The wolf he took a short cut across the wood to grans knocked on the door when she answered - ate her in one glance! Then he tucked himself all neat in old grandmas bed wearing glasses and a nightie a mop cap on his head Little Little Red Riding Hood upon grans door she knocked walked right in saw her gran- her face went white with shock! 'What BIG eyes you have' she cried The wolf he gave a stare 'All the better to see you with your pretty plaited hair' 'But grandma what BIG ears you have and they are very hairy' 'All the better to hear your singing' she thought grandma was looking scary 'But grandma what HUGE teeth you have!' he gave his teeth a gnash 'All the better to EAT you with!' and ate her in a flash! Poor Little Little Red Riding Hood the girl she was no more the wolf licked his lips , patted his tum and slept and slept and snored The woodcutter came, knocked on the door it opened with a creak He walked into grans bedroom his legs they went all weak 'A wolf!' he cried ' dressed as gran!' and to his knees he fell The wolf woke up, licked his lips and ate him up as well! |
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