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| 130 Peak After two hours the peak of the experience. Often quite awesome. |
| motherfucker, i hate my friends so much, thats the absolute last time they're ever getting money on the spot like that in fact thats fucking bullshit, if i ever do that again im quitting smoking weed, BULLSHIT i know it wasnt rob or brian that pulled that shit today but fucking still now i have that much less for shrooms id really like to mix them and i guess thats what drove me to do that i still need to save up some motherfucking money i really want to get 2 8ths |
| Salamando05: i put you under the "Potheads" catagory JamieLacas: awesome JamieLacas: wait JamieLacas: n JamieLacas: o JamieLacas: i should be "other" Salamando05: look, dont sass me Salamando05: i could easily put you under faggots Salamando05: now Salamando05: send file plz JamieLacas: hold on JamieLacas: let me figure this AIM shazz out Salamando05: going to make coffee to stay up while shrooming Salamando05: brb jamielacas wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop\jesus fuck.txt. JamieLacas: wait JamieLacas: coffee? JamieLacas: it's not like you'll be able to sleep anyway Salamando05: i know that Salamando05: but i like meth better than any other drug anyways though Salamando05 received C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop\jesus fuck.txt. JamieLacas: i heard meth sucks Salamando05: so i might as well have a strung out trip Salamando05: i heard you're misinformed about meth JamieLacas: inform me then Salamando05: well Salamando05: look at jamie Salamando05: dating lamey mcnoconversation JamieLacas: i know JamieLacas: it's a fucking outrage JamieLacas: i got a conversation started though JamieLacas: i was like JamieLacas: so do u liek soccer??/ Salamando05: and then JamieLacas: OMIGOD YES Salamando05: and then JamieLacas: we are soulmates 8-) Salamando05: oh my god Salamando05: i must not of had an empty stomach Salamando05: because Salamando05: i just looked at my wizard lamp Salamando05: the one with the glitter inside Salamando05: and i saw the lamp, in a triangle Salamando05: and i fucking saw Salamando05: oh god Salamando05: its starting JamieLacas: haha JamieLacas: wait JamieLacas: fuck JamieLacas: i want to try it Salamando05: buddah was sitting behind Salamando05: OH MY GOD Salamando05: IM GOING TO DRINK THE SYRUP TOO JamieLacas: DO IT Salamando05: I AM JamieLacas: chug some wiskey too Salamando05: the second the shrooms hit me Salamando05: like full force Salamando05: im downing it Salamando05: cant wait Salamando05: cant wait Salamando05: hahaha Salamando05: dude Salamando05: i saw buddah behind the lamp again Salamando05: thats how i know im shrooming Salamando05: the first time i did shrooms Salamando05: thats the first thing i saw Salamando05: a giant buddah behind the wizzard lamp Salamando05: on the wall Salamando05: well i guess thats after the walls were breathing Salamando05: that was fucked up Salamando05: oh god Salamando05: cant wait Salamando05: jamie Salamando05: do you have ANY idea how happy Salamando05: fucking shrooms just fucking showed up Salamando05: they just fucking showed up at my door Salamando05: and i only had 10 dollars Salamando05: right now i should be wishing i had 20 more Salamando05: but no Salamando05: I FUCKING GOT AN 8TH JamieLacas: when i did it the 2nd time JamieLacas: i did 3g Salamando05: explain what you saw JamieLacas: shit just looked different JamieLacas: i thought that willy wonka was coming out of the screen JamieLacas: i was looking at stars JamieLacas: they were dancing around JamieLacas: switching spaces JamieLacas: i felt like i was in space JamieLacas: and i could move them around JamieLacas: whenever i closed my eyes JamieLacas: i got that tunnel visual JamieLacas: sleeping was impossible JamieLacas: whenever i went through the tunnel JamieLacas: i did it for what seemed to be 15minutes JamieLacas: i opened my eyes JamieLacas: i had them closed for literally 12 seconds Salamando05: damn JamieLacas: it was sweet JamieLacas: i'm going to do them next weekend actually Salamando05: i just realized i dont have any cigarettes >=( Salamando05: NONE Salamando05: motherfucker JamieLacas: FRIDAY NIGHT Salamando05: yeah yeah JamieLacas: when the clock strikes midnight Salamando05: but i just did them JamieLacas: i'll do them Salamando05: and dont have to worry about school tomorrow Salamando05: mmm jimi hendrix JamieLacas: listen to vanilla ice Salamando05: www.larrycarlson.com JamieLacas: he's cool JamieLacas: no Salamando05: no JamieLacas: fuck that JamieLacas: i got so sick last time i saw that JamieLacas: you posted it in the bandits forum Salamando05: ive never been to it tripping though JamieLacas: i replied with something like JamieLacas: "WTF SAL U MADE ME THROW UP U FAG WTF MAN SEIROUSLY" Salamando05: i know Salamando05: haha Salamando05: you internet idiot JamieLacas: you were no better than i JamieLacas: so shut up JamieLacas: we used to greet eachother on the zone with "sup" JamieLacas: don't even deny it Salamando05: i occasionally say yo Salamando05: but yo is cool Salamando05: and i say whats up Salamando05: but thats acceptable JamieLacas: yes JamieLacas: i still say that JamieLacas: what's up JamieLacas: or what's shaking Salamando05: the baby Salamando05: hahaha JamieLacas: hahahahahahahahaha Salamando05: i take it you get it JamieLacas: no :-( Salamando05: austin powers theme Salamando05: oh my god Salamando05: hahaha JamieLacas: man JamieLacas: i can't wait JamieLacas: friday will be so awesome JamieLacas: wait JamieLacas: THIS friday i'll do it Salamando05: i remember i used to listen to this playing earth and beyond Salamando05: LETS SEE Salamando05: i bet i can remember the system i used to hunt in to this song Salamando05: and if i cant Salamando05: im going to look it up JamieLacas: what system did you use? Salamando05: arduinne gas cloud Salamando05: right near the the exploded moon Salamando05: damn i had to look it up Salamando05: whoa Salamando05: thats crazy Salamando05: CRAZY JamieLacas: http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/index.html Salamando05: the corner looks like it zig zags Salamando05: yes Salamando05: YES Salamando05: i love shrooms Salamando05: yes Salamando05: give me sweet links JamieLacas: isn't that one wicked JamieLacas: imagine how insane that would be if it zoomed in on park forest JamieLacas: and then onto your house JamieLacas: and then through the roof JamieLacas: and onto you JamieLacas: then inside of you Salamando05: whoa Salamando05: that didnt make any sense Salamando05: well yes it did Salamando05: for some reason i thought dna was the smallest thing Salamando05: and it kept going and i got all confusee JamieLacas: quarkowned JamieLacas: http://ebaumsworld.com/trippymirror.html Salamando05: keep em coming Salamando05: what the fuck Salamando05: i see how it works though' JamieLacas: how> Salamando05: none of your business Salamando05: zing JamieLacas: fuck off Salamando05: whoa Salamando05: i just saw einstine on one of the pages Salamando05: so what the fuck is a netron made of Salamando05: ARRGGGGGGG JamieLacas: it's made of ice cream and rainbows Salamando05: well obviously Salamando05: whoaz Salamando05: the wall it really starting to wriggle now JamieLacas: play ps2 Salamando05: OH MY GOD Salamando05: look at the corner of your room Salamando05: the conrer JamieLacas: vice city is so fun on shrooms Salamando05: dude Salamando05: DUDE Salamando05: duee~!! Salamando05: ok ok ok JamieLacas: i looked JamieLacas: i saw a spider Salamando05: you know the top corner Salamando05: no dude JamieLacas: WATCH OUT JamieLacas: SPIDER Salamando05: SHUT THE FUCK UP JamieLacas: okay Salamando05: im trying to say something JamieLacas: top corner JamieLacas: go Salamando05: yes Salamando05: it looks like its jutting outward Salamando05: like the cube trick Salamando05: holy shit Salamando05: ica Salamando05: DUDE Salamando05: can you get it to do that? JamieLacas: no JamieLacas: i envy you Salamando05: sweet Salamando05: its still like that too Salamando05: CHANGE BACK ASSFACE Salamando05: you dont envy me Salamando05: shut up Salamando05: its just starting Salamando05: i still have 8 more hours of rollercoaster fun trip to go through Salamando05: ok that was tight Salamando05: TIGHT JamieLacas: you should design a theme park while tripping out JamieLacas: with rct2 Salamando05: SHUT THE FUCK UP Salamando05: i done well told you i didnt get it JamieLacas: don't use bold text with ME, young man Salamando05: OH YEAH, I WENT THERE JamieLacas: http://home.comcast.net/~klutch_sa/sixx.jpg Salamando05: oh my god Salamando05: right now Salamando05: i am tripping balls Salamando05: fucking Salamando05: fucking i keep looking at these christmas lights i have in my room Salamando05: and Salamando05: they Salamando05: re Salamando05: all like Salamando05: whoa JamieLacas: my brother has a webpage Salamando05: awww JamieLacas: www.scottishjihad.com Salamando05: it looks like the devil Salamando05: the first one JamieLacas: some of it is funny JamieLacas: some of it is stupid Salamando05: dude Salamando05: i cant read anything right now Salamando05: just Salamando05: give visual Salamando05: VISULA Salamando05: holy shit typing that i saw a rabbit run b y the computer screen Salamando05: jesus christ Salamando05: good times Salamando05: give shit that doesnt involve thinking JamieLacas: http://www.scottishjihad.com/fatchick.jpg Salamando05: just looking at shit JamieLacas: check out that awesome photoshop job Salamando05: HAJAJAHJAHAHA Salamando05: >=( Salamando05: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh come on Salamando05: keep the links coming JamieLacas: http://images.deviantart.com/i/9/9/3/inferno.jpg Salamando05: im throughouly enjoying you Salamando05: and learning how to spell every step of the way! Salamando05: ok ok Salamando05: pupils are large Salamando05: infact Salamando05: you could say huge JamieLacas: could i? Salamando05: yes Salamando05: SAY IT JamieLacas: k JamieLacas: HUGE Salamando05: thats right bitch Salamando05: HUGE Salamando05: and that was fucking hilarious Salamando05: DAMNIT JamieLacas: fuck you JamieLacas: stop making me jealous Salamando05: you are the only person i can talk to JamieLacas: i want mushrooms Salamando05: dude Salamando05: ive been talking to everyone else Salamando05: rob never responds Salamando05: and when he does Salamando05: i hate him for responding Salamando05: hahahahaha Salamando05: damnit Salamando05: why am i so fucking funny Salamando05: im not even trying to be Salamando05: ok Salamando05: and brian Salamando05: fucking jesus, this mans an idiot online JamieLacas: they all are JamieLacas: ALL OF THEM Salamando05: he uses AOL for his buddylist Salamando05: BUT Salamando05: he HAS DSL Salamando05: WHAT THE FUCK Salamando05: hes never heard of aim JamieLacas: oka Salamando05: thats how fucking stupid he is JamieLacas: this girl was like Salamando05: HE HAS DSL BUT USED AOL FOR HIS BUDDYLIST JamieLacas: u no lots bout compteurs right JamieLacas: i'm like JamieLacas: sure Salamando05: haha JamieLacas: she's like JamieLacas: k when i put in a disk how do i open the stuff JamieLacas: after i put it in the slot JamieLacas: and close it Salamando05: fuck with her JamieLacas: i should have JamieLacas: fuck Salamando05: fuck yeah i would of JamieLacas: i should have been like Salamando05: well you go to drive C right Salamando05: then delete EVERYTHING Salamando05: oh no Salamando05: you know it feels when you watch fear and loathing Salamando05: just how you feel JamieLacas: start ---> run ---> pr.diskfind.dll. ---> copy all the files that turn up, paste them into note pad, paste it onto an html editor....wait, you know java script right? if not, now is the time to learn Salamando05: you feel how they must feel Salamando05: well i feel like they feel right now Salamando05: YES Salamando05: hahaha JamieLacas: don't forget the syrup Salamando05: oh my god Salamando05: i dont even know Salamando05: last time i downed one Salamando05: i felt like shit JamieLacas: does weed make shrooms better? Salamando05: YES Salamando05: infact i just hit up brian for some weed Salamando05: "got any weed i could bum, just because im tripping" "i dont have any weed period" Salamando05: DAMN JamieLacas: be like JamieLacas: more like you're having a period, bitch JamieLacas: then attack him with angry emoticons Salamando05: what the fuck JamieLacas: out-idiot him Salamando05: damn i have to get this out JamieLacas: get what out Salamando05: tomorrow if i dont get phil the 20 which i will Salamando05: man hes going to be pissed Salamando05: for some reason i just though i wouldnt be able to get it Salamando05: whoa JamieLacas: you will JamieLacas: 100% for sure Salamando05: the screen just morphed Salamando05: sweet JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: listen to me JamieLacas: download this song Salamando05: and you just did the right thing jamie Salamando05: THE RIGHT FUCK8ING THING JamieLacas: 666 - paradox JamieLacas: what was the right thign Salamando05: i have it JamieLacas: listen to it JamieLacas: wait JamieLacas: amokk - 666 Salamando05: you god damn know what thr gith thing is JamieLacas: it's better JamieLacas: reassuring you that you'll get the money? Salamando05: because its what i would want you to do if i was tripping Salamando05: FUCK Salamando05: I JUST FORGOT I WAS TRIPPING JamieLacas: hahaha Salamando05: i just thought i comforted you JamieLacas: i hate forgetting that you're high Salamando05: what the fuck Salamando05: dude JamieLacas: then realizing it JamieLacas: and it's like JamieLacas: wait, fuck Salamando05: thats totally fucking shrooms right there Salamando05: damn, ive never listened to this hendrix song all the way though Salamando05: jesus christ i cant believe that still Salamando05: hahaha Salamando05: im laughing so hard JamieLacas: what hendrix song? Salamando05: all along the watch tower JamieLacas: you know that song from vice city JamieLacas: africa - toto JamieLacas: i love it Salamando05: getting it now Salamando05: in fact Salamando05: I HATE RIAA SO MUJCH Salamando05: give me a bunch of illegal songs to get Salamando05: dont ever drink liquid shrooming Salamando05: oh christ Salamando05: that was nuts JamieLacas: help! - the beatles Salamando05: have it JamieLacas: umm JamieLacas: rammstein JamieLacas: that music is fucked Salamando05: DUDE JamieLacas: spiel mit mir JamieLacas: download that JamieLacas: spiel mit mir - rammstein Salamando05: youve seen the smack my bitch up video right JamieLacas: YES JamieLacas: prodigy Salamando05: im about to watch that now JamieLacas: they smack their bitches up Salamando05: I LOVE IT Salamando05: like candy JamieLacas: and rabbits JamieLacas: actually JamieLacas: i have to go microwave a pizza Salamando05: OH MY GOD Salamando05: NO TALKING JamieLacas: i'll be back in 4minutes Salamando05: WATCHING IT JamieLacas: ok Salamando05: GOOD JamieLacas: perfect then Salamando05: damn Salamando05: i always say to myself Salamando05: i might as well be sober Salamando05: because when i say that Salamando05: i always remember this one time i was sober Salamando05: and ill never forget how much it sucked Salamando05: and i remember exactly what it was like Salamando05: and i just said that Salamando05: and freaked out Salamando05: because its FUN AS FUCK right now Salamando05: oh god Salamando05: the instant message is warping Salamando05: I KEEP ON FORGETTING IM THE ONE SHROOMING Salamando05: oh god Salamando05: OH GOD JamieLacas: close your eyes for 15 seconds Salamando05: say something encouraging JamieLacas: report back what you see JamieLacas: go home team! woo! Salamando05: ok Salamando05: words couldnt describe what i just saw JamieLacas: what about e-words? Salamando05: well if something could come close Salamando05: it would be Salamando05: WHAT THE FUCK, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JamieLacas: stop making me jealous JamieLacas: fuck Salamando05: .oh JamieLacas: i want mushrooms Salamando05: and a duck JamieLacas: so badly Salamando05: i saw a duck JamieLacas: how did that old game work JamieLacas: duck hunt Salamando05: I DONT KNOW JamieLacas: how did that fucking gun work Salamando05: shut up Salamando05: SHUT UP Salamando05: SHUT UP Salamando05: SHUT THE FUCK UP Salamando05: AHDFLA JamieLacas: i hated that fucking dog Salamando05: AGHHHHHHJHH JamieLacas: always laughing Salamando05: SHUT THE FUCK UP JamieLacas: CALM THE FUCK DOWN Salamando05: no Salamando05: i would go crazy over that damn gun Salamando05: and i still doesnt know how it works JamieLacas: i read the solution on SA once JamieLacas: something about lights JamieLacas: whatever JamieLacas: too confusing JamieLacas: listen to rap Salamando05: oh my god Salamando05: that makes sense Salamando05: wait Salamando05: the duck was always brown Salamando05: the grass was green Salamando05: so was the sky JamieLacas: yes Salamando05: OH MY GOD Salamando05: I JUST FIGURED IT OUT JamieLacas: you just think you did Salamando05: if it fires a laser it would all come back differently Salamando05: WHOA JamieLacas: wait JamieLacas: that makes sense Salamando05: THE SCREEN LOOKS 3D Salamando05: i know it does JamieLacas: look at inferno JamieLacas: stat Salamando05: what the fuck JamieLacas: stat Salamando05: inferno? Salamando05: OH MY GOD Salamando05: EVERYTHING IS 3D Salamando05: its my background Salamando05: adn now my room is breathing JamieLacas: are your hands 3d? Salamando05: OH LORD THIS IS SWEET Salamando05: i hate my hands JamieLacas: if the computer stuff that was originally 2d upgraded into 3d Salamando05: they're all mine JamieLacas: wouldn't stuff that was originally 3d upgrade to 4d? Salamando05: and now i cant get that imgae out of may a Salamando05: AHH Salamando05: i forgot what i was typing about Salamando05: i was going to say talking Salamando05: weird Salamando05: wair JamieLacas: what is your favorite batman movie Salamando05: were you saying something Salamando05: hhehehehe Salamando05: wasnt even paying attn Salamando05: lolling irl Salamando05: im still not Salamando05: damnit Salamando05: ok next thing you say ill read JamieLacas: http://www.geocities.com/salamando5/100-0003_IMG.JPG JamieLacas: hey it;s you Salamando05: no its me 8 months ago Salamando05: actually 5 months JamieLacas: how do video cameras work Salamando05: no dude Salamando05: what i just did should of been filmecd JamieLacas: what did you just do Salamando05: i just walked in the bathroom Salamando05: said to the mirror Salamando05: alright, nothing to see here Salamando05: move along JamieLacas: http://www.geocities.com/salamando5/100-0003_IMG.JPG would you hit it? JamieLacas: wait JamieLacas: wrong url Salamando05: yes Salamando05: i mean... oh Salamando05: OH MY GOD Salamando05: nevermind Salamando05: i already said that was happening Salamando05: hahaha Salamando05: but there it goes again Salamando05: fucking wall Salamando05: breathing Salamando05: and jamielacas wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures\kate.bmp. JamieLacas: ok Salamando05: BREATHGING Salamando05: stop the wall man JamieLacas: tell me if this is weird Salamando05: hahahaha Salamando05: it is JamieLacas: accept the transfwer Salamando05: hahaha Salamando05: you said transfwer JamieLacas: DO it Salamando05: i did jerkpee JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: that is my best female friend, kate JamieLacas: i find it odd Salamando05 received C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures\kate.bmp. Salamando05: shut up JamieLacas: i have no desire to sex her JamieLacas: none Salamando05: DAMM Salamando05: HIT IT Salamando05: HIT IT Salamando05: I WILL Salamando05: CHRIST JamieLacas: she is at my house like every fucking day too Salamando05: so whats wrong with you JamieLacas: i don't know Salamando05: she have aids? JamieLacas: it's hard to explain Salamando05: daaaaaaaaaaaamn JamieLacas: it would be like fucking my sister Salamando05: i cant even explain what my screen likes Salamando05: im sorry Salamando05: i wish i could Salamando05: but fucking honestly i cant Salamando05: holy Salamando05: shit Salamando05: ever get the everythings warpinh Salamando05: oh damn Salamando05: dude JamieLacas: yeah Salamando05: it started at the middle of my monitor Salamando05: and spread Salamando05: that was fucking sweet Salamando05: ok Salamando05: now everythings at an angle Salamando05: and theres three bubbles unde Salamando05: damn Salamando05: i cant even describe Salamando05: sorry Salamando05: i thought i could Salamando05: i guess not Salamando05: OH MY GOD JamieLacas: ? Salamando05: I HAVENT BEEN LISTENING TO MUSIC SINCE LIKE 10 MINUTES JamieLacas: dude JamieLacas: what's wrong with you JamieLacas: are you gay or something Salamando05: time to listen to my favorite song ever Salamando05: and i sould orgasm at the end if all goes according to plan Salamando05: jumping jack flash Salamando05: i dont care if you like it or not Salamando05: listen to it now Salamando05: damnit Salamando05: everything just scaled vertically Salamando05: why did i say damnit Salamando05: i enjoyed it a lot Salamando05: hahahaha Salamando05: ok ok Salamando05: whenever something good happens Salamando05: i will now say Salamando05: OH GOOD JamieLacas: http://www.kth.cx/up/w/wtfcircle.gif Salamando05: WHOA Salamando05: I CAN MOVE MY ARMS Salamando05: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Salamando05: i dont even know what thats supposed to look likew Salamando05: all i know Salamando05: its eally spectacular Salamando05: OH GOD Salamando05: ITS BLEEDING OFF THE MONITOR Salamando05: ITS NOT CONFINED ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! Salamando05: CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!!!!!!!!!! JamieLacas: done and done Salamando05: damn Salamando05: i just Salamando05: want Salamando05: went Salamando05: well i just Salamando05: whoa Salamando05: ok Salamando05: i just JamieLacas: make some sense Salamando05: FUCK Salamando05: i cant Salamando05: jamie Salamando05: im tripping so hard Salamando05: ive only done shrooms 3 times before this Salamando05: DUDE Salamando05: it just fell into place Salamando05: OH YEAH Salamando05: I WAS JUST WATCHING BASEBALL Salamando05: HAHAHAHAHA JamieLacas: http://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=280863748 Salamando05: cubs vs marlins i think Salamando05: mom was out in the living room watching it Salamando05: i dont like her watching it Salamando05: but i just went out there and was all like Salamando05: baseballWOOOOOOO Salamando05: NICE ONE DUMBFUCK Salamando05: im not even going to tell you why Salamando05: you know why JamieLacas: b& jamielacas wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures\trip.bmp. Salamando05: HOLY SHIT Salamando05: DUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Salamando05: OH YM GOD Salamando05: i was watching ba Salamando05: bassss Salamando05: baseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeball Salamando05: and Salamando05: everyone looked like a midget Salamando05: dude Salamando05: i cant say baseball Salamando05: damnit Salamando05: i just did Salamando05 received C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures\trip.bmp. JamieLacas: i'm going to watch willy wonka when i'm tripping JamieLacas: and wizard of oz Salamando05: OH MAN Salamando05: this is FANTASTIC Salamando05: ive seen that so many times Salamando05: jamie Salamando05: talk to me jamie Salamando05: what the fuck Salamando05: i was just watching baseball Salamando05: and like Salamando05: holy shit JamieLacas: ? Salamando05: everyone is all fucked Salamando05: i want to tell my mom whats happening so bad Salamando05: but fuck man Salamando05: i keep remembering she isnt one of us JamieLacas: she's a spy Salamando05: you're righ5t Salamando05: jackass JamieLacas: seize her at once! JamieLacas: man Salamando05: jackass JamieLacas: i'm so hungry Salamando05: i dont freak out like other people do Salamando05: i know how to enjoy my trip completely Salamando05: its like controlled chaos Salamando05: and its all cool cu z my parents are all down with the shroomws Salamando05: oh god Salamando05: gravity went insane Salamando05: and still is Salamando05: oh god Salamando05: the cat Salamando05: well im going to let you gather your thoughts Salamando05: no Salamando05: im not wasting my ime talking to you JamieLacas: your parents are down with the shrooms? JamieLacas: explain Salamando05: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGG Salamando05: just downed cold coffee Salamando05: damn JamieLacas: sick Salamando05: you have to be here Salamando05: i can understand because likke Salamando05: half the shit i say Salamando05: cant really be responded to Salamando05: WHOA Salamando05: the monitor just s\handk Salamando05: ok ok Salamando05: make some sense time Salamando05: IT STILL IS Salamando05: its shrinking Salamando05: when i look at it Salamando05: at this angle Salamando05: SEE Salamando05: YOURE NOT DOING IT Salamando05: or are you Salamando05: stop it Salamando05: coffee time Salamando05: warm Salamando05: EEWWWWWWWWW Salamando05: I CAN STILLATESA Salamando05: OH FORGET IT Salamando05: YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET Salamando05: IM LIVING FOR TODAY JamieLacas: i'll save this chat for you Salamando05: im not even going to bother explaining Salamando05: no dude Salamando05: listen Salamando05: i always tell you every little thing i do Salamando05: i realize now Salamando05: it just wastes time for me and you Salamando05: like the coffee Salamando05: i wanted to get more Salamando05: and still havent JamieLacas: then go Salamando05: no listen Salamando05: i stopped to tell you i was getting some Salamando05: instead of juet getting some Salamando05: thats a problem Salamando05: it ends now Salamando05: AND YES Salamando05: SAVE THIS Salamando05: the monitor is a flower JamieLacas: okay Salamando05: multicolored flower JamieLacas: i have to get mushrooms Salamando05: you know the kind JamieLacas: now Salamando05: you KNOW THE KIND Salamando05: righ6t Salamando05: im fucking flipped right now JamieLacas: yes Salamando05: everytrhing is bigger than it is Salamando05: stop it Salamando05: ok thanks Salamando05: now Salamando05: damnit Salamando05: i almost just did something i said id stop Salamando05: I JUST DID IT AGAIN Salamando05: AND AGAIN Salamando05: damnit Salamando05: coffe Salamando05: no Salamando05: going now JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: mike JamieLacas: turn off your monitor Salamando05: i got caught in a loop JamieLacas: then go do it Salamando05: yeah illl do that Salamando05: ill see you in Salamando05: DAMN Salamando05: JUST HAPPENED AGAIN Salamando05: ok Salamando05: ill see you in 30 minutes Salamando05: BREAK Salamando05: whoa Salamando05: everything Salamando05: is Salamando05: ok Salamando05: 20 Salamando05: 30 Salamando05: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Salamando05: BREAK Salamando05: now JamieLacas: break Salamando05: i love tripping so much Salamando05: its homestyle tripping too Salamando05: i dont care at all Salamando05: i just exist with my parents Salamando05: hahahahaha Salamando05: ahahahaha Salamando05: when i said i wasnt listening to music Salamando05: you said Salamando05: ARE YOU GAY Salamando05: hahahahahahahahahahaha JamieLacas: no JamieLacas: you said something JamieLacas: i didn't agree JamieLacas: so i was like JamieLacas: are you gay or something? Salamando05: hahaha Salamando05: you know what was funny as hell Salamando05: HAHAH Salamando05: i was talking to my dad Salamando05: THE CAT RUNS OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE AND BITES HIM Salamando05: then disappears Salamando05: without a fucking trace Salamando05: I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD JamieLacas: hahaha Salamando05: dude Salamando05: i solved it Salamando05: I SOLED IT Salamando05: ok ok Salamando05: you know Salamando05: why its called a trip Salamando05: damn Salamando05: i cant tell if im writing what i am Salamando05: letters look all fucked up Salamando05: anyways Salamando05: FUCK Salamando05: when you're high Salamando05: you look at something Salamando05: AND FUCK Salamando05: DUDE Salamando05: i forgot Salamando05: no you Salamando05: look at something Salamando05: then you're like Salamando05: WHOA Salamando05: then it goes away Salamando05: the reason its called a trip Salamando05: is because it never stopps looking like that Salamando05: its just fucked up all the time Salamando05: DAYAM Salamando05: i love drugs Salamando05: LOVE THEM JamieLacas: i don't like the drugs JamieLacas: but the drugs like me Salamando05: dude Salamando05: my face is something i saw in a nightmeare Salamando05: oh my god Salamando05: look at your hand Salamando05: normally Salamando05: id be like JamieLacas: k Salamando05: damn it would look cool Salamando05: but i just realize Salamando05: IT DOES LOOK COOL Salamando05: EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT SOBER Salamando05: DUDE Salamando05: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Salamando05: AHAHAHAHA Salamando05: IM GOING INSANE Salamando05: A HUGE HAND JUST GRABBED MY MONITOR JamieLacas: did not Salamando05: YOU'RE MUCH COOLER THAN DARTHSTEW585 Salamando05: jahjajajah Salamando05: i just told him jamie is much cooler than he is JamieLacas: who is he Salamando05: intl Salamando05: his name was soup or something Salamando05: wait Salamando05: why did i think of soup Salamando05: was it soup Salamando05: dont know JamieLacas: i probably am cooler than he is Salamando05: WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT Salamando05: you are Salamando05: anymore Salamando05: do do do do dode odododododo do Salamando05: damn im enjoying this song Salamando05: bolded style Salamando05: DAMN Salamando05: bold looks so cool Salamando05: im leaving it on Salamando05: fuck conventional typing Salamando05: i just reached over and grabbed my phone Salamando05: no questions Salamando05: say jamie Salamando05: did you ever close this chatlog Salamando05: DONT Salamando05: damn that keys not a key Salamando05: future self Salamando05: i just picked up a key Salamando05: it was zany Salamando05: you'll know what im talking Salamando05: about Salamando05: but you dont jamie Salamando05: but im glad i do Salamando05: hahahahahaha JamieLacas: i do JamieLacas: trust me JamieLacas: i do Salamando05: oh Salamando05: damni Salamando05: dad just looked like jason Salamando05: kind of scared Salamando05: ahhh Salamando05: much better Salamando05: this is a fucking weird trip Salamando05: ive never had a trip like this before Salamando05: this is just straight up weird Salamando05: you know whats weird Salamando05: close a eyes Salamando05: your eyes i mean JamieLacas: i see nothing Salamando05: and pick a random song Salamando05: from your playlist Salamando05: how you can identifiy it Salamando05: is weird as hell Salamando05: hey jamie Salamando05: i was just thinking some weird ass thoughts JamieLacas: such as? Salamando05: just thought itd be nice to let you know Salamando05: i was pissing Salamando05: for like the 933398393983983 quadrillionth time tonight Salamando05: and Salamando05: i looked and saw my shadow Salamando05: it looked like that thing from alien Salamando05: OK Salamando05: jamie Salamando05: youve tripped on shrooms Salamando05: JAMIE Salamando05: pay attention in class Salamando05: i cant believe whats happening Salamando05: like how do you know you're alive Salamando05: damn Salamando05: OK Salamando05: SHIT Salamando05: i keep forg4 Salamando05: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh Salamando05: I KEEP FORGETTING WHAT IM SAYING Salamando05: LIKE Salamando05: DUDE Salamando05: half way through Salamando05: like Salamando05: typing something Salamando05: ill just quit JamieLacas: jesus fuck mike Salamando05: because i dont even want to finish Salamando05: what JamieLacas: i minamize this for 4 seconds JamieLacas: i come back Salamando05: just fucking deal with me JamieLacas: 400 messages JamieLacas: i know JamieLacas: i was just stating Salamando05: hahaha JamieLacas: but yes, go on JamieLacas: you quit Salamando05: I CAN NEVER FINISH ANYTHING Salamando05: I HAVE NO ATTN SPAN Salamando05: hav to abrvia Salamando05: damn Salamando05: i dont even feel like typing Salamando05: it out Salamando05: dude Salamando05: i figuresd it out Salamando05: i drank a pot a coffee Salamando05: IA WHOLE POT Salamando05: A WHORE FUCKING POT Salamando05: no wonder Salamando05: i love speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed Salamando05: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Salamando05: hahaha my ear isnt there Salamando05: i all reached my hand out Salamando05: and felt my ear Salamando05: that was weaird as hell Salamando05: becaseuse my hand Salamando05: want Salamando05: SEE Salamando05: FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT Salamando05: now Salamando05: i have to go explor Salamando05: im so obviously on drugs to my parents Salamando05: i run out in like the livingroom every 3 seconds JamieLacas: lol JamieLacas: YES JamieLacas: i just realized JamieLacas: friday night JamieLacas: i'll have the house to myself JamieLacas: i can explore everywhere Salamando05: ARNOLD WON Salamando05: FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHIT Salamando05: explore Salamando05: pish Salamando05: i would have fun doing that Salamando05: but Salamando05: SEEEEEEEEEEE Salamando05: FUCKING I DID IT AGAIN Salamando05: half way though Salamando05: i just assume you know Salamando05: what im talking about Salamando05: DO YOU?!?!?! JamieLacas: yes JamieLacas: definetly Salamando05: oh Salamando05: seriously? JamieLacas: yeah JamieLacas: no JamieLacas: lol pranked Salamando05: oh Salamando05: fuck you Salamando05: yyou Salamando05: YOU KNOW WHAT Salamando05: OH I HAVE SOMETHING IN STORE FOR YHOU JamieLacas: what JamieLacas: NO Salamando05: hahaha Salamando05: i was going to tell you to Salamando05: quit loafing Salamando05: because Salamando05: thats funny Salamando05: hahahahah JamieLacas: you fuck Salamando05: QUIT LOAFING JamieLacas: seriously don't JamieLacas: my parents are in bed JamieLacas: they're pissed off at me from that english thing Salamando05: dont fucking what JamieLacas: don't fucking wake them up JamieLacas: PHONE ME YOU CUNT Salamando05: IM NOT CALM THE FUCK DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Salamando05: YOU FUCKING REJECT JamieLacas: THAT'S WHY CALL DISPLAY SAYS ILLINOIS Salamando05: you freak out every fucking time JamieLacas: give me a fucking warning next time JamieLacas: so i can get the phone Salamando05: oh Salamando05: well Salamando05: oh Salamando05: haha Salamando05: ok ok Salamando05: im a jackass Salamando05: i admit it JamieLacas: my parents were like 2 seconds away from picking that up Salamando05: oh, i thought you were bitching about something completely different Salamando05: that i can understand JamieLacas: they don't want to talk to some shroomed up teenager from america who pranked the shit out of them a few months ago Salamando05: I FUCKING KNOW JAMIE JamieLacas: THEN DON'T FUCKING CALL MY HOUSE AT 10:30PM WITHOUT TELLING ME Salamando05: CALM DOWN THOUSE JamieLacas: ok JamieLacas: i'm calm Salamando05: fucking a Salamando05: my bad Salamando05: everyones cool Salamando05: mmmm mmmm JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: cool Salamando05: alright Salamando05: cool JamieLacas: cool Salamando05: you're right JamieLacas: i have to take my dog out Salamando05: im cool JamieLacas: i'll be back in 2 seconds Salamando05: you're cool Salamando05: alright Salamando05: cool Salamando05: hahah JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: i'm back JamieLacas: lolling JamieLacas: you got high off mushrooms and phoned my house at 10:30pm JamieLacas: brilliant Salamando05: 1145 Salamando05: is it Salamando05: say Salamando05: i think Salamando05: im going to go Salamando05: outside Salamando05: and shut the fuck up Salamando05: i under Salamando05: ok Salamando05: damnit JamieLacas: ok Salamando05: fucking DEAL WITH ME JamieLacas: put on music JamieLacas: lay on your bed JamieLacas: close your eyes Salamando05: actually JamieLacas: trip the fuck out Salamando05: i about about JamieLacas: you won't fall asleep Salamando05: no no Salamando05: NO Salamando05: im about to go outside Salamando05: mind if i call you Salamando05: im fucking asking you Salamando05: are you happy JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: but JamieLacas: it has to be short Salamando05: im going outside Salamando05: i mean Salamando05: fuck Salamando05: ok ok Salamando05: because this typing isnt working out for me JamieLacas: k JamieLacas: tell me when Salamando05: holy shit Salamando05: didnt i do this before Salamando05: oh no wait Salamando05: da ja vu JamieLacas: no JamieLacas: you did Salamando05: i remember like a year ago JamieLacas: you fucking did Salamando05: no no Salamando05: like a year ago Salamando05: i was going outside to smoke Salamando05: and i was drunk as hell Salamando05: and danielle Salamando05: from intl Salamando05: wanted me to call her Salamando05: thats fucked up Salamando05: i cant stand being inside anymore Salamando05: fuck man JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: call me JamieLacas: but it has to be like 3minutes Salamando05: eh Salamando05: no i just wanted to call u Salamando05: becausei JamieLacas: oh JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: are you going to be calling me again tonight? Salamando05: yeah Salamando05: i guess Salamando05: if i remember your number JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: call me before 11pm JamieLacas: or don't call Salamando05: it is 11 Salamando05: jackass JamieLacas: it's 10:42 Salamando05: oh but is it JamieLacas: yes Salamando05: whatveer JamieLacas: actually it is Salamando05: calling now JamieLacas: .... Salamando05: i keep fucking up Salamando05: ok ok Salamando05: calling now Salamando05: MOTHERCUCK Salamando05: my mom just picked up JamieLacas: so? Salamando05: ok Salamando05: FUCK Salamando05: im just going to tell her Salamando05: im goihng outside Salamando05: and im going to call this guy Salamando05: like it fucking is Salamando05: i dont have to hide anything JamieLacas: wait JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: go Salamando05: it does sound weird though JamieLacas: it does Salamando05: hahahaha Salamando05: well im Salamando05: ACTUALLY JamieLacas: i'm going outside to phone somebody Salamando05: yeah JamieLacas: phone me JamieLacas: now Salamando05: and trip Salamando05: hgahaha JamieLacas: we talk for a few minutes Salamando05: ok JamieLacas: then go outside JamieLacas: are you retarded JamieLacas: seriously JamieLacas: you sounded so drugged up JamieLacas: haha Salamando05: I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE Salamando05: FUCKING A Salamando05: its like im trapped in here JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: go Salamando05: i cant JamieLacas: why not Salamando05: i wish i could JamieLacas: okay Salamando05: actually Salamando05: man JamieLacas: forget the phone thing JamieLacas: call me tomorrow Salamando05: do you know what i just did JamieLacas: when i get in from school Salamando05: put on my shoes Salamando05: ran outside Salamando05: ran back inside Salamando05: ahhahaha Salamando05: that was weird Salamando05: what was this now JamieLacas: you phoned me JamieLacas: but didn't respond JamieLacas: you: what's up me: hey you: i'm going outside, shut up me: ...yeah you: because i WANT to me: .... you: shadup Salamando05: that just happened? JamieLacas: yes... Salamando05: how come i dont remember it Salamando05: no dud4e Salamando05: my dad was like Salamando05: what the fuck are you doing Salamando05: i just put on my shoes and ran outside Salamando05: he all fucking cared Salamando05: yeah Salamando05: that just killed the FUCK Salamando05: out of this trip Salamando05: im so fucking serious now Salamando05: ok never mind Salamando05: there it goes Salamando05: hahaha Salamando05: and fucking whoops Salamando05: save this chat JamieLacas: yeah Salamando05: i just closed it JamieLacas: i will JamieLacas: i got it Salamando05: damn man Salamando05: this is such a bad trip now Salamando05: ffffffffffffffuck JamieLacas: music JamieLacas: lights JamieLacas: okay Salamando05: no no Salamando05: i turned both off Salamando05: they were both too much JamieLacas: do you still have that frog thing? Salamando05: that fucking killed it Salamando05: no dude Salamando05: my fucking plan JamieLacas: it's dead? Salamando05: of Salamando05: running out of the house Salamando05: hahaha Salamando05: now everything is all serious as hell JamieLacas: listen to austin powers Salamando05: from light hearted Salamando05: no Salamando05: its not even that JamieLacas: fine Salamando05: i mean Salamando05: the situation of my parents Salamando05: like Salamando05: been downhill for awhile now Salamando05: which sucks JamieLacas: what do you mean Salamando05: you know what i mean Salamando05: down hill Salamando05: think about it Salamando05: HHAHAH Salamando05: THERE IT GOES Salamando05: better trip Salamando05: glad i got that out JamieLacas: yes JamieLacas: good Salamando05: ok we're gong to try this again JamieLacas: what Salamando05: im going to ccall for like 230.349349 seconds Salamando05: just because im all happy again JamieLacas: okay JamieLacas: go Salamando05: MUAHAHAHA JamieLacas: talk JamieLacas: fucker JamieLacas: cunt face JamieLacas: well JamieLacas: that went well Salamando05: Duffman5869: wut class r u gunna b in at budsman Salamando05: how the fuck Salamando05: is he so fucking ignorant JamieLacas: the somehow manage to find a way to constantly out-do themselves Salamando05: thats how all my phone conversations go Salamando05: nothings changes Salamando05: changed Salamando05: actually Salamando05: i like this better now JamieLacas: yes JamieLacas: this is much bette JamieLacas: r Salamando05: yeah Salamando05: i can say whats happening Salamando05: what the fuck JamieLacas: yeah Salamando05: why did i even do what Salamando05: that Salamando05: hahahahaha JamieLacas: haha Salamando05: this is all much more natural Salamando05: dude JamieLacas: i know JamieLacas: that was so awkward JamieLacas: well not really JamieLacas: but like JamieLacas: you know what i mean Salamando05: danielle and me did the exact same thing JamieLacas: what would that be JamieLacas: talked online JamieLacas: phoned eachother Salamando05: like after a 4 fucking 4 hour phone chat Salamando05: i imed her Salamando05: saying "glad thats over" Salamando05: hahahah JamieLacas: hahaha Salamando05: what the hell are you talking about Salamando05: that wasnt awkward JamieLacas: i know JamieLacas: i meant Salamando05: im twacked out JamieLacas: that talking to you via instant messaging feels so much more natural Salamando05: betterr Salamando05: yes Salamando05: i didnt apperciate it as much JamieLacas: i know Salamando05: i like you so much better as an internet friend JamieLacas: i thought it would be a lot more significant Salamando05: no offense JamieLacas: i know, me aswell Salamando05: but you suck as a person Salamando05: in fact Salamando05: lets pertend that never happened JamieLacas: i agree Salamando05: so jamie, what did you do today besides NOT talk to me JamieLacas: well i sure as hell DIDN'T talk to you. that's for damn sure Salamando05: oh hell no Salamando05: i feel like i have to fucking explain myself Salamando05: to my parents Salamando05: damn, i was acting twacked out Salamando05: damn im all depressed now Salamando05: because its not as fun as it used to be JamieLacas: just tell your parents you were drinking a lot of coffee and got all wired JamieLacas: stop thinking about that Salamando05: and it just sank in JamieLacas: you did that like 15minutes ago Salamando05: yeah i know that Salamando05: but Salamando05: OH YEAH Salamando05: fuck that Salamando05: im happy Salamando05: and still tripping JamieLacas: yes Salamando05: what the fuck am i thinking about Salamando05: because its the damn truth Salamando05: every time i think about that Salamando05: all its doing is making me feel down Salamando05: i dont need that Salamando05: and god fucking knows its not doing me any good Salamando05: espically when im tripping Salamando05: and oh lord am i doing that Salamando05: so let me go frolick around the house JamieLacas: ok JamieLacas: frolick away Salamando05: what fucking time did i eat these at Salamando05: 9 right Salamando05: kicked in at 10 JamieLacas: yeah Salamando05: ive been tripping for 2 hours Salamando05: WHAT THE FUCK JamieLacas: you have another 3 hours of tripping Salamando05: it feelslike its been a fucking weed Salamando05: week Salamando05: i know Salamando05: i all thought it ended Salamando05: and looked in the mirror |