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| THE GHOSTBUSTERS I was never a big ghostbusters fan. I must have seen the film a million times when I was younger but that was more because of the lack of choice in our video shop than wanting to watch the film again. Still I couldn't miss the oppurtunity to make such a bad joke. If you don't know what joke I'm on about, you're trying too hard. |
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| HERCULES What a man! He has a strength only surpassed by the power of his heart. Which is fairly impressive. Not sure if a demi-god can be a minion but he's such an all round nice bloke I'm sure he wouldn't object. |
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| XENA The woman can hold her own in a fight against gods and demi-gods even though she's (allegedly) mortal. Deadly with both a sword and a sharp frisby and she makes strange noises while she kills people. Plus she's still got a bit of a nasty side which is probably a good thing to have in someone you expect to kill for you. |
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| CALLISTO Spotted the theme yet? I'm sure I get more lesbian the older I get. Callisto kicks ass in an ever-so-slightly-deranged kinda way. Plus Hudson Leick used to work in a diamond mine or something really random like that! Like Xena without the frisby. |
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| IOLAS Micheal Hurst may appear to be a talentless old man who is only good for playing Iolas and being in really bad porn. But in reality not only is he a classically trained actor but he also choreographs the fight seens in Hercules. I want our fight scenes to be entertaining. |
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| JET LI If you don't know why he's here then you probably haven't seen any of his films. The man is a martial arts god. As well as pioneering the modern martial arts film (no men with big beards) he is ridiculously good. Most of his films are badly dubbed, over-acted and have very similar plots but they're highly entertaining. |