glory

THE A TEAM

The A Team were a team of renegade ex-special ops escapees who hired themselves out to catch bad guys and save the world. There was nothing they couldn't do and nothing they couldn't build out of a bit of scrap metal. Scrap heap challenge with a plot. Everyone loves them. There could be noone better to promote the glory of Salamandertron.

CHARLIE'S ANGELS

They kick. They shoot. They beat the bad guys. They wear tight/revealing outfits. No further explanation needed.

SAMURAI PIZZA CATS

They started life as a Japanese piss-take of the Turtles. They were cats that delivered pizza for a day job and then fought off big baddies in their spare time. They had a really cool theme tune. They rocked.

JAMES BOND

Yes, I'm fully aware that
these are pictures of Sean
Connery in the bath and
Pierce Brosnan in a swimming pool and not James Bond but this is my page so I can do that if I want :-p I love James Bond. He could beat anyone in a fight and escape from any over-ellaborate death plot. He's the coolest bloke ever to come out of Britain and he's an alcoholic. Hurray!!!

HORNBLOWER

This one's for M :-) He's our Sharpe substitute so he has to fight under the great man. It's also an excuse to tell my hornblower story - when the first series was on itv they had a display of all the Hornblower books with Ioan Gruffudd on the front in Hamick's in Oldham. Me and Vikki were looking at those 'Little Book Of...'s when this bloke started shouting behind us. We turned round and he was shouting "how dare you break into my house and nick my stuff you f***ing b*****d!" and all this stuff at one of the books on the Hornblower display!!! I was scared.