• Your name: Bengal Tiger
• Movie: Rush Hour 2
• Criticism/Opinion: Rush Hour 2 is the funniest movie. Every moment is filled with some kind of laugh. This movie is MUCH better than the original, DAMN. Starting with Chris Tucker's bad chinese "You just told them to strip naked and sacrifice a small goat." to Jackie Chan's "Don't you dare touch a Chinese man's CD", to a reference to Chris Tucker as "7-11, his mouth never closes" this movie is filled with hoots a million. A high point is when Tucker gets fed up of a Chinese man's karaoke version of Micheal Jackson "Get Closer" and starts singing himself. He does a great MJ filled with "Jamon, jamon" and other MJ related noises. Something to notice, is that Tucker does the Intro to MJ's "Rock My World" where he also says, "jamon, jamon".

  Don't see this movie for martial arts stunts. There are none. Which is a shame, since Zhang Ziyi's potential as a villain would have indeed been pleasing to the eye. If you want to see Zhang Ziyi in action, in martial arts or otherwise (LOL) rent "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon". Really, this movie only uses fighting for humour and to move the plot. This works REALLY well.

  All I can say is, "WHEN'S RUSH HOUR 3 COMING OUT!!!?"

• Rating (1-5 stars): ****

• Your name: Sala Kutta
• Movie: Austin Powers: Goldmember
• Criticism/Opinion: This is the 3rd movie of the Austin Powers series. Yes, it is full of laughs; many repeated jokes and some new somewhat original ones. The starting and the end of the movie clearly made me weep. Who finds it funny to see other actors playing the real actors of the series? Danny Devito as Mini-me, Tom Cruise as Austin Powers� uh yeah right. They even showed the director and its cast (Steven Spielberg was there). Is this a story or a joke?

  This movie presents Goldmember, Austin�s dad, Fat Bastard, Foxy Cleopatra (Beyonc�) and the rest. The rap scene with Dr. Evil and Mini-me was priceless, as well as Austin�s fountain scene, and when he was speaking Chinese saying nonsense. The ending was really umm� bad. For those who want to see it, I won�t say what happens. Good jokes: �Release the meteor! (Dr. Evil)�, �The twister (Fat Bastard)�, �Do you want some clone in you? (Mini-me to Foxy)�. Just with the jokes and more, this movie is comparable to the two previous ones.

• Rating (1-5 stars): ***1\2

• Your name: Sala Kutta
• Movie: Signs
• Criticism/Opinion: M. Night Shyamalan�s Signs is a great mind twister. Starring Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix, this suspense movie explains to you some of the stories of Signs people have seen. The acting was very good and the story interests you more and more as you go through it. Before actually seeing the aliens, you see their fingers and you hear them. The sound effects and the corn fields were very well done. Shyamalan also acts in the movie, but has a very brief role. The end of the movie is very odd and you must think it over. If you like movies with aliens and myths of signs, you must watch this movie.
• Rating (1-5 stars): ****

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