NOTE: Some of these quotes i have no clue where they came from and I do not claim any of the ones that aren't marked with my name. Some quotes may contain some mild language.
"You say 'psycho' like it's a bad thing."
"You've been a naughty boy, go to my room."
"Well, La De Fuckin' Da!"
"I do what the voices in my head tell me to."
"I was kicked out of cub scouts for eating a brownie...'
"I am out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message..."
"Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards."
-R.A. Dickson
"Silence can be an excellent substitute for brilliance."
"A good way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut."
"We understand why children are afraid of darkness, but why are men afraid of light?" - Plato
"I was schizophrenic, but we're okay now..."
"I hear voices... and they don't like you."
"Can't sleep... Clowns will eat me..." -donated by Kirsten
"There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't..."
"I have gone to find myself. If I return before I get back, please keep me here..."
-donated by Amy
"Not all those who wander are lost." -JRR Tolkien
"If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?"
"One must fight the battle to understand it's beauty." -Lady Une (Gundam Wing)
"I enjoy the taste of mushrooms, but not the ones that bite back..." -American McGee's 'Alice'
"Ah, the diabolical dice. A word of caution, don't throw them when you're alone. The fiends lack loyalty and their notion of nourishment is quite disturbing."
-Cheshire Cat (American McGee's 'Alice')
"Mushrooms, poppies, sugar, & spice. All these things are very nice. When combine the proper mixture, makes a getting small elixir."
-Alice (American McGee's 'Alice')
"You call that a tap? Fortunate I didn't suggest force, you might have pulverized it."
-Cheshire Cat (American McGee's 'Alice')
"Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you, whenever you want it to be."
-Cheshire Cat (American McGee's 'Alice')
"Don't dawdle Alice, we're very late indeed."
-Rabbit (American McGee's 'Alice')
"As knowing where you're going is preferable to being lost, ask. Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows."
-Cheshire Cat (American McGee's 'Alice')
"When the remarkable turns bizarre, reason turns rancid."
-Cheshire Cat (American McGee's 'Alice')
"Only a few find the way. Some don't recognize it when they do, some... don't ever want to."
-Cheshire Cat (American McGee's 'Alice')
"52 pick-up is a staple of juvenille humor, but when the deck slices and dices, it's no laughing matter."
-Cheshire Cat (American McGee's 'Alice')
"The good thing about music, is when it hits you, you feel no pain."
-Bob Marley
"Damn Skippy!"
-My friends
"Great... we're riding on a Krispy Kreme..."
-Dreama
"The choices we make dictate the life we lead."
-Danny DeVito
"That was then, this is now."
"The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere... and to let the air out of their tires."
-Unknown
"Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal."
-Unknown
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
-Les Brown
"Advice is like snow- the softer it falls, the longer it dweels upon and the deeper it sinks into the mind."
-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
"No one wants advice- only corroboration."
-John Steinbeck
"For a nation which has an almost evil reputation bor bustle, bustle, bustle and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting."
-Robert Benchley
"Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans, born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace."
-John F. Kennedy
"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."
-Unknown
"Once the game is over, the King and Pawn go back in the same box."
-Italian Proverb
"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet."
-Plato
"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
-Josef Stalin
"The report of my death was an exaggeration."
-Mark Twain
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time."
-Charlie Brown
"Love can sometimes be magic. But Magic can sometimes... be just an illusion."
-Javan
"I gave up poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonley aliens on a hostile world."
-Russell Baker
"Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when i loved, I did not say so."
-David Grayson
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."
-Unknown
"Without knowledge, you're less than everybody else."
-M. Griffin
Christmas carols for Phsycologically Challenged:
SCHIZOPHRENIA: "Do you hear what i hear?"
DEMENTIA: "I think i'll be home for Christmas..."
PARANOIA: "Santa claus is coming to get me."
"hell hath no fury like a dad whose tools are messed up."
"It speaks well of the human race that we allow our teenagers to live."
"Attention teenagers: 'No' is a complete sentence."
"No Trespassing: Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
"To know your self is the ultimate form of aggression."
"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate."
"If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it."
"A short cut is longest distance between two points."
"When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate!"
"Never argue with an artist."
"Nature always sides with the hidden flaw."
"If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it."
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
"It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money."
"In case of doubt, make it sound convincing."
"The other line always moves faster."
"You will always find something in the last place you look."
"If what I have is Who I Am, and what I have is lost, then who am I?"