| One day there was riku, sweet innocent riku. Then, after the dark hole swallowed him up, he turned into dark, sinister, �evil�, conniving, slashing, murderous, mickey hating, goth, blind riku; the riku that everyone knows and loves. Think, now who exactly wouldn�t become suicidal after spending years with the �cute� and ever cheerful thing called mickey. For one, hes a talking, jumping, smiling mouse. Two, hes only wearing pants�.that seem to be a part of his body. So now we�ve got riku, poor poor poor POOORRRR slashing riku. By now you should know why riku should be pitied�. So, now that that�s settled, the story starts on a dark morning with riku waking up from his GREAT sleep. Have you guessed the setting yet? Ah yes, riku just woke up from sleeping on top of a heartless who, instead of slaying him, decided to squish him to death slowly by sleeping on him. Yes, this is the cause of the GREAT sleep that riku had. Of course, riku had other choices. They were to sleep on a big heartless, a small heartless, a puffy fat heartless, a dead bloody heartless, or the occasional medium heartless. Hm� have I gone and forgotten something? �.I think I have�. Oh! Riku could have slept on a dead mickey�.except that would mean having to get CLOSE to the thing called [creepy] mickey. Alright, er�what�re you doing riku? Um�riku? Riku?!! Uh.. okay� since RIKU just decided to take the plot into his own hands�..we will go on�even without mickey� Now that we�ve gotten rid of mickey in a good [bloody] way�.riku shall continue to take the plot where ever he wants it to go [for fear of meeting the same fate as mickey�]. Ah! I guess its just another normal day after all� Whats a normal riku day? It�s a day that consists of killing something [in this case mickey], slashing himself, killing breakfast, killing lunch, and killing dinner. *Sigh*�. And here I thought that there was going to be something interesting happening today�.Oh wait! Where�d riku go? Eh?!! Is that a pure light I see?? Eh?!!! Is the door opening?!!! But where�s riku??? Hm�.oh wait�I�I�think that the door is closing!!�.wait for me!!.. Gah,,. Its so bright out here�.man, riku sure has been behind the door for a long time�hm�oh looky!!! Riku actually did make it out of the door!!! Wait!! Its riku and�a mysterious dark black blob?!! Hm�.i didn�t know dark black blobs that are a little shorter than riku could talk�I have this fuzzy little feeling that the dark black blob that�s a little shorter than riku is a person�.Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its Kairi!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nope, even better�its sora!!!!!!!!! riku x sora�riku x sora�riku x sora�riku x sora�riku x sora�riku x sora!!!!!! Ahahahahaha!!!! Die kairi die!!!! *cough* ok�er�.why are riku and sora looking like they could just hear me?!!�.ehehe�.ok�on with the some what existent plot�.We�re off to see the wizard!! The wonderful wizard of oz!! Ok, no�we�re not off to see the wizard�.but riku and sora do seem to be going somewhere�.Ah! I think they�re off to Traverse Town!! Gaaaahhhhhh~!!!! What�re they doing just standing there??!!!!!! Hurry up and move on to Traverse Town and stop trying to irritate the narrator!!!!!!! You guys have been standing there for HOURS!!!! Go on!! Move!!!!!!!! That�s better now�such a good little trusty mallet that appears out of the air whenever I need it�. Three years later�riku and sora found out that riku has something seriously wrong with him�Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh~!!!!! Riku still has the habit of cutting himself!!!! -.-; so�riku still hasn�t given up the slashing habit that MICKEY MADE him develop. |
| Riku Slashing Fic |