fic

Once upon a Suppi-chan there was this teddy bear winged thingy called Kero-chan. He was on a quest to find the digidestined, for bad digimon have conquered Hong Kong (and also Japan). But what he didn’t know was that they were all busy eating pupu platters (it’s some sort of Hawaiian food thingy) at Alaska. Three of them stayed behind at Japan, unfortunately one had to be Davis. The other two were Tai and Matt.

                ~Back to Kero-chan~

We find him with pupus (these are final fantasy 8 creatures). But these pupus have the intention of eating him. All of a sudden this guy with tight leather pants and a tight leather jacket, comes by and slashes a pupu’s head off. Kero-chan is terrified by the icy cold Shiva ice gaze, which is coming directly his way. He is terrified to find that there’s a floating school coming his way. Then he realizes that the guy is Squall from Balamb Garden. Kero also notices that there are three other people following him. One is a spiky blond with gelled down hair. The other has very spiky brown hair. The third one has short spikes with goggles. Kero jumps up in joy because he’s found three of the digidestined, with their digimon. Kero begins talking very quickly,

“Couldyoupleasehelpmemyfriendsyaoranisintroublecauseofbad
            digimonhaveconqueredHongKong?”

                 Or a translation,

“Could you please help me my friend Syaoran is in trouble
cause of bad digimon have conquered Hong Kong?”

And somehow Davis understood it cause his stupidity helped him with it, everyone else goes, “HUH???” Davis says, “You didn’t understand it? It was pretty easy. I guess I’ll translate it for you guys,” and he translates what Kero just said. Then everybody goes “I guess, there have been too many digimon to fight.” So Kero is very happy and brings them all to Hong Kong.