There once lived a family of 11 kids. All of them were twins except 1. His name was Benny. You see, Benny didn�t have any parents; they died from stroke (a.k.a. stress). Benny, being the oldest by 1 day, surprisingly saved an old man from drowning. A few weeks later, he received a letter in the mail from the old man. Of course, Benny didn�t know that. When he opened it, he learned that he inherited $999 zillion for saving the old man�s life and for keeping him alive for another day. Benny, after hearing this good news, began doing the chicken dance on the front lawn. Not surprisingly, he got strange looks from neighbors. Somewhere also lurking in the bushes, we find Dark with a camera snickering something that sounds like blackmail, blackmail. When Benny stopped doing his chicken dance, he noticed Dark sneaking away with the flamingo statue from next door. The next day, the sickly Melvin sneezed on a newspaper that read Famous Flamingo Stolen By Dark. At the same time Melvin sneezed on the newspaper, Garu had also finished reading his cop of the newspaper that read Famous Flamingo Stolen By Dark. Thus, the �average� morning routine began. If you didn�t already know, the �average� morning in the Beanie household consisted of Garu yelling out what Dark had stolen, Smurf walking in to the room where Garu was eating his breakfast and smiling evilly, Krad being jealous of all the fuss being made over what Dark had stolen, Harry glomping his brother Hartia, Hartia giving Harry the death glare, Faith walking in with the latest goth fashion, Gen walking in with some sort of sport item, and Timmy finally walking into the room shaking his heads in shame at the weird people he called his family.
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