Infi Guys and Girls

Written by Infi Guys:

1. What is the beautiful girl called in Infi?
A. Visitor.

2. What happens when all the Infi girls go on a
trip to moon?
A. Average beauty of the earth increases and that of
moon decreases.

3. What happens when hundred new girls join ?
A. Average beauty of Infi further decreases.

4. What happens when a Infi girl has very
malignant brain tumor?
A. She will get her knee operated.

5. What happens when two Infi girls meet
generally at fashion show?
A. They will discuss the cause of the two smaller
bugs in software.

6. What happens when a Infi girl contests a
fashion show?
A. She will get best possible points in the field of
morale boosting.

7. What happens if you present a book named "How to
fall in love" to a Infi girl?
A. She will use it as a mouse pad.

8. When there is a competition in beauty and two
Infi girls participate,it's called a competition.
A. If a Infi girl and other outside girl
competes, its called overconfidence.

9. What happens when two Infi girls compete for
same guy?
A. He will commit suicide.

10. What does a Infi girl do when she hears a
whistle from back?
A. She will call her non-Infi girl friend.

Quote:
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Generally 99.9999% of the girls in the world are
beautiful, rest are in Infi

Written by Infi Girls:
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Dear Infoscion guys,
we were motivated to compile this after coming
across the mail "about girls".after all, a good gesture demands a
good gesture in return!

1. what is it when an Infi-guy is wearing a black
t-shirt?
It's just a white t-shirt , badly in need of a good
washing.

2.what happens when a dirty, smelly sheep and an
i.g.(Infi-guy) enter a room together?
the sheep runs out.

3. what happens when an i.g. starts combing his
hair?
the comb gets lost in his hair.

4.what does an i.g. tell julia Roberts?
-your hair remind me of "sine curves".

5.where does an i.g. take his girl on the 1st date?
-obviously, to the Infi library.

6.how does an i.g. shine his battery (specs)?
-with a shoe-shine polish.

7.what do you call a guy wearing shoes in Infi?
-a visitor.

8. what happens when some i.g.s go on a trip to
U.S.A..?
-average cleanliness of INDIA increases, and that of
U.S.A decreases.

9.what happens to the 2 ants, 1 falling on an i.g.'s
shirt, and other on a visitor's shirt?
-the 2nd one slips down quickly, while the 1st one
gets lost in the mountainous region. (such a crumpled shirt!).

10.how will an i.g. tell his friend "go there"?
he will actually GO there and say,"come here".

11.what happens when an i..g. falls in love?
-he starts finding out the depth to which he's
fallen, with the velocity and time of falling
in love known to him.

12. what does an i.g. comment about a v. pretty
girl?
-"non existing function of beauty".

13. what happens when an i.g. proceeds with a
suitcase to his home-town?
-on reaching home, realizes that his suitcase is
missing.

14. what happens when an i.g. is attending a
wedding?
-he starts developing a software to find out how
many people attended the marriage and how many didn't.

Quote:
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0.0001% of the garbage on earth is outside Infi
and the remaining 99.9999% is in Infi.

Moral of this debate : " EITHER GIRL OR GUY, STAY
AWAY FROM INFI.