An Executive Goes to Heaven

One day, this top HR executive dies and goes to heaven. 

At the pearly gates, she greets St.Peter and he seemed a bit confused. She graciously asked him to let her in. St. Peter said, "Well, I can't just yet. You see, we have never had this happen before." The executive asked, "What do you mean? You have to let me in!" St. Peter kindly explained that there has never been an executive come to heaven so a rule was made up to let the executive decide her fate. 

She had to spend one day in heaven, then one day in hell...after which, she would choose which she liked the best. The executive really knew she wanted heaven but went along with the rule. During her day in heaven, she played the harp, floated on clouds, met all the saints and had a heavenly day. 

The next day, St. Peter put her on an elevator where she went down, down, down and when the door opened, the executive could not believe her eyes. All her friends were there to greet her. They were wearing the best designer clothing, the entire place had beautiful landscaping, gazebos, a huge golf and country club. She met the devil and actually thought he was a great guy. She ate steak and lobster, drank wine and danced the night away. 

So, after that she had come back to St. Peter and she said, "while I thought I liked to live an eternity in heaven, don't get me wrong, it is lovely, but I decided that hell was the best place for me." With that, she was sent back down the elevator but, this time when the doors opened, she saw nothing but desolate waste land, litter everywhere, her friends looked ragged and miserable. They were cleaning up the mess. 

Her jaw dropped and she asked the devil why the place looked so different..his response, "Yesterday we were recruiting, today you're staff!"