Definitions by Sardar

Once upon a time, a Sardar applied to Medical School needless to say 
he never made it because these are the answers he gave......  

  QUESTION: Define the following terms?  

  ANTIBODY - against everyone

  ARTERY - the study of fine paintings

  ASPHYXIA - get a "Butt Job"

  BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria

  BENIGN - what you be after you be eight

  BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u

  CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome

  CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing

  CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty

  CHRONIC - neck of a crow

  COMA - punctuation mark

  CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse

  CYST - short for sister

  DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

  DILATE - the late British princess

  DISLOCATION - in this place

  DUODENUM - couple in jeans

  ENEMA - not a friend

  FALSE LABOR - pretending to work

  GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl

  GENES - blue denim

  HERNIA - she is close by

  HYMEN - greeting to several males

  IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known

  LABOR PAIN - hurt at work

  LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot

  LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss

  LYMPH - walk unsteadily

  MICROBES - small dressing gowns

  OBESITY - city of Obe

  PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize

  PROTEIN - in favour of teens

  PULSE - grain

  PUS - small cat

  RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula

  SECRETION - hiding anything

  SERUM - sailors drink

  SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough

  SUTURE - Gujarati for "what do you want"

  TABLET - small table