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1. Rule
1. - The Boss is always right.
2. Rule
2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3. Those
who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
4. Ph.D.
stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person,
the more hardworking a person, the more
committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in
pulling that person down.
5. If
you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you
will get out of it.
6. When
the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.
7. It
doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you have
done and what you are going to! do.
8. A
pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
9. Don't
be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
10. The more crap you put up with, the more
crap you are going to get.
11. If at first you don't succeed, try again.
Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast
and look worried.
13. Following the rules will not get the job
done.
14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing
would get done.
15. Everything can be filed under
"Miscellaneous".
16. No matter how much you do, you never do
enough.
17. You can do any amount of work provided it
isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.
18. In order to get a promotion, you need not
necessarily know your job.
19. In order to get a promotion, you only need
to pretend that you know your job.
20. The last person that quit or was fired will
be held responsible for everything that goes wrong. |