A policeman was interrogating three SARDARS who were training to
become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,
he shows the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides
it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast
because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...
that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response,he flashes the
picture for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks him, "This is
your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be
too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's thematter with you two??
Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a
picture of his side profile! Is that the bestanswer you can come
up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he showsthe picture to the
third sardar and in a very testy voice asks,"This is your suspect,
how would you recognize him? He quickly adds,
"Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
Sardar looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
"The suspect wears contact lenses." Thepoliceman is surprised
and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the
suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting
answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's
file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his
face. "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in
fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make
such an acute observation?"
"That's easy," the Sardar replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear."
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