Jokes

How Logic Works

Zail Singh was preparing for his MBA exams.. 
He could understand every thing   except for the LOGIC part. 

  One day when he was reading ,Rajiv came home. 
 
RAJIV: Zailsinghji, How is your MBA preparation? 
 
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic. 
 
RAJIV: Logic is very easy. 
 
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example,so that I can understand. 
 
RAJIV: OK,Do you have fish pot in your house? 
 
Zail : YES. 
 
RAJIV: Logically, there will be water in it. 
 
Zail : YES. 
 
RAJIV: Logically, there will be fish in it. 
 
Zail : YES. 
 
RAJIV: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish. 
 
Zail: YES. 
 
RAJIV: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish. 
 
Zail : YES. 
 
RAJIV: so, Logically, you are married. 
 
Zail: YES. 
 
RAJIV : SO, logically you are not homo sexual. 
 
Zailsingh was very glad that he understood logic.   


 
Next day he sees Buta Singh who was also preparing for MBA. 
 
Zail: How is your MBA preparation? 
 
BUTA : Everything is fine except for the logic. 
 
Zail : oh, logic is easy Rajiv explained me yesterday. 
 
BUTA : Please give me an example ... 
 
Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house? 
 
BUTA : NO, I dont. 
 
Zail : Then your are homo sexual

 
 
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