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Once
upon a time, a Sardar applied to Medical School needless to
say
he never made it because these are the answers he
gave......
QUESTION: Define the
following terms?
ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine
paintings
ASPHYXIA - get a "Butt Job"
BACTERIA - back door to a
cafeteria
BENIGN - what you be after
you be eight
BOWEL - letters like
a,e,i,o,u
CAESARIAN SECTION - a
district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study
of poker playing
CAT SCAN - searching for
lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
COMA - punctuation mark
CORTIZONE - area around
local courthouse
CYST - short for sister
DIAGNOSIS - person with a
slanted nose
DILATE - the late British
princess
DISLOCATION - in this place
DUODENUM - couple in jeans
ENEMA - not a friend
FALSE LABOR - pretending to
work
GALLBLADDER - bladder in a
girl
GENES - blue denim
HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several
males
IMPOTENT - distinguished,
well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without
digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MICROBES - small dressing
gowns
OBESITY - city of Obe
PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel
Peace Prize
PROTEIN - in favour of teens
PULSE - grain
PUS - small cat
RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
SECRETION - hiding anything
SERUM - sailors drink
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute
enough
SUTURE - Gujarati for "what
do you want"
TABLET - small
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