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Goku: Vegeta what's with your forhead? I mean it's Huge!! Goku: I just realized something, Chi-Chi, You're a Bitch! Goku: Why do I always have to save the day? Can't you guys take care of yourselves? Goku: 'Dragonballs' sounds a lot like draggin balls. Goku:Im not that hungry. Goku: Chi Chi i'm sick of this Our-son-has-to-study-every-damn-day-bullshit!! Duoschick Goku: Well this guy looks to strong...I give up.. Duoschick Goku: I know Chi Chi..Your only using me for my body arn't you? Duoschick Goku: *Turns S.S. and looks down* Wow! So its true! My head just isn't the the only place with golden hair! Duoschick Goku: "Wow so everything does get bigger when I go ssj". By rion217296 Goku: "Chi chi for your birthday present im going to go ussj *wink*"and for your Christmas present i go ssj2. By rion217296 Goku: "So the hair on my head is not the only hair that goes golden". By rion217296 Goku: "Chi chi I think you need to buy a stress kit". By rion217296 Goku: "Piccolo I have to tell you I have fantasies about you in a tight spandex suit". By rion217296 Goku: Damn Vegeta! With all that spandex you could be a hooker! By: Jabba Goku: You're right, I can't beat him, it's impossible. By:Kaeo Park-Loo Goku: Everybody I have a comment to make I am not the strongest here, it's........Choutzu. By:Playstation61390 Gohan: No mom, I won't do my school work. Gohan: Mom, you need a hobbie so you'll leave me alone. Gohan: Mom I set my hair on fire and said I was a Super Saiyan then my hair burnt off. Gohan: Yesterday I smoked pot... Duoschick Gohan: "Mum take a chill pill". By rion217296 Gohan:Let's get this over with this Videl(Videl screams) By:Sol Edwin Berrios Gogeta: No Bulma, we slept with you last night, it's Chi-Chi's turn. Vegeta: Do I have to kill him? Vegeta: Bulma, if your going to the store pick me up somemore starch. I ran out today and my hair keep getting in my Eyes. Vegeta: Why did I name my son Trunks? Boxers would have been better. Vegeta: I hate my life, it's always Kakarot did this, Kakarot killed him, it's never Vegeta saved the day NOO. Vegeta:I will let you go this time... Vegeta: Yeah Goku I guess you can beat me.... Vegeta:I love you Bulma Vegeta: I love Rainbows. Vegeta: Damn, I missed teletubbies! Vegeta: (in bed) Damn, I was so drunk last night. WHAT THE HELL BULMA! Vegeta: (to bulma) Just get the damn abortion! Vegeta: Hey Krillin doesn't my hair look nice & shinney? Vegeta: You know what they say about guys with big forheads. Duoschick Vegeta: "Goku you know if we fuse we can have 2 wifes. By rion217296 Vegeta: Sure Trunks you can marry Goten...WAIT A MINUTE! By: Jabba Vegeta: Bulma if you decide to get a pet for Trunks I promise I won't eat it. By: Jabba Vegeta: I'm such an asshole. By: Jabba Vegeta: Im soo hungry! ( looks at Oolong ) Hey Oolong my buddy, come over here! By: Jabba Vegeta: Bulma come in here and take a shower with me huny. Bulma ok.. By:Kenny Mcphail III Vegeta: Goku,wanna play 5 card draw or 7 card stud? By:Angbby33 Vegeta: I didn't really become super saiyan i just wore green contact lenses and died my hair gold'' By:Playstation61390 Krillin: Please Dragon, I wish I had a Nose! Krillin: Look Goku, we have been friends since we were kids. And we have never kept anything from each other right? Goku agrees. Great, look, me and Chi-Chi have been sleeping together behind your back. It started the year you went to train with King Kai. Krillin: I may not have any hair on my head but.... By:Kaeo Park-Loo Mr Satan: I turned super saiyan! Chi-Chi: Okay you don't have to do your homework. Chi chi: Oh, I've got an idea. Goku, why don't you go battle that villain who blew up half the Earth, and why don't you accompany your father, Gohan. Duoschick Chi chi: "I love you to goku", *goku* "I only asked for some food". By rion217296 Chi-Chi: Im not paranoid. By: Jabba Bulma: Alright Roshi, you, me, and the bathroom. Let's go! Duoschick Bulma: (gives Baby Trunks to future trunks) Go play with yourself. By: Jabba Trunks: Why is my natural hair color purple? Trunks: (To Goku) Go suck a camel monkey-boy! Tami Boehle-Satterfield Trunks: Vegeta "how did you really become SSJ", "let's just say your mother can be very demanding". By rion217296 Trunks: My dad is an asshole. By: Jabba Buu: I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner! That is what I'd really like to be... Duoschick Kaio-sama: I'm a fat half-catfish-half-man with a bad sense of humor and ugly sunglasses. Duoschick King Kai: My jokes are boring.. By:Playstation61390 Piccolo: Damn, Chi-chi is a FOX! Duoschick Freiza: I hope no one knows im gay? Freeza: (singing dressed up in a cheerleader outfit) Girls just wanna have fu-un! oh girls just wanna have fun!!!! By: Jabba Freeza: Hey Goku, lets quit this fuedin and a fussin and get down to some lovin... By: Jabba Captain Ginyu: Why am I wearing little speedos? By: Jabba Master Roshi: (to krillin) hand me that playgirl. From: JOHNCL316 Roshi: I hate porn get me a Dr. Seuss book By:Kaeo Park-Loo Dende: I feel like doing something.....EVIL.. Duoschick Brolli: I love you Goku why are we fighting lets just be friends? By:Kaeo Park-Loo Tien: Hey cool! I can go cross eyed three ways! By:Jabba Tien: Im the buffest guy here and you all know it! By:Jabba Yamcha: I'm the strongest here and you know it. By:Playstation61390 Chaotsu: (standing in front of a mirror) Im so buff and sexy! By: Jabba GOT A GOOD ONE? SEND IT IN IF I LIKE IT, I'LL PUT IT UP! Gogetto |
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