AN AVERAGE DAY IN ORANGE STAR HIGH SCHOOL
Gohan:*yawn*Dammit...i need to get up for another damn day of school...
Chi-Chi:GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan:Dammit Mom, i'm up
Chi-Chi:Come get your breakfast then!
Goku:*stuffing face like complete moron*Hi...ya...son...
Gohan:Oh lord...i'll just take a pop tart...
Chi-Chi:Have a good day!!!
Gohan:God...damn I HATE THAT HOUSE
Goten:*muffled*hehe
Gohan:WHAT WAS THAT???
Goten:*pops out of backpack*HI GOHAN!
Gohan:AGH!!!!! Lil' saiyan bastard!!!*grabs Goten and throws him at Trunks*
Trunks:EWW DONT TOUCH ME LIKE THAT!
Goten:Oops...
Gohan:Damn, they smoke too much weed...
*at school*
Gohan:Oh lord...sex ed class first...and the teacher is a complete moron...
Janitor:Hiya sexy...
Gohan:DAMMIT FRIEZA GO AWAY!!!!
Janitor:Awww...but i just got my motor fixed!
Gohan:DAMMIT GO THE FUCK AWAY METAL DICK!
Janitor:*runs off crying*
Videl:Who the hell was that?
Gohan:The janitor...
Videl:I KNEW THAT DAMMIT!!!
Videl:Well do you wanna go to my place later and...*wink wink*
Gohan:Well..i um..uh...have a lot of studying to do...
Janitor:*from afar*Me and Gohan are gonna make sweet,sweet love with goats!!!
Videl:What did he say!!!
Gohan:The biology class is dissecting goats...
Videl:Oh really? i coulda sworn he said your name...
Gohan:YOUR CRAZY!!!
Videl:Well i got to get to class
Gohan:We have the same class 1st period...
Videl:*slap* DONT TALK BACK!
Gohan:Oww..dammit.....well at least i hid Frieza from her...
Janitor:I fucking hate you...
Gohan:Doesn't last night mean ANYTHING to you?
Janitor:Umm...
Gohan:Or the night before and the night before that and the night before that...
Janitor:I guess so...
Gohan:YOU GUESS SO?! well i have to go learn about dicks and pussys...so have fun raping your mop!
Janitor:DAMMIT!!! WHO TOLD?!
*in class*
Gohan:This is so boring...*draws picture of Him and Videl in um...battle*
Videl:WHACHA DRAWING THERE GOHAN!?
Gohan:*hides notebook*um...nothing...
*knock on door*
Teacher:Who is it?
Goku:Its Goku..Gohans pappy
Teacher:What do you want?
Goku:I need to give something to Gohan
Gohan:Oh lord...
Teacher:Ok come on in
Goku:Hey son you forgot your lunch...*hold up food lorry*
Gohan:Um..dad 3 things...THIS IS A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL WITH A CAFETERIA...and why in gods name are you wearing moms outfit???
Goku:I couldn't find my gi and i NEEDED to get you your lunch...
Gohan:Right...right...
Goku:Um...what was the 3rd thing?
Gohan:WE ALL DON'T STUFF OUR FACES LIKE PIGS YOU MORON!!!
Teacher:Mr Goku...i'm going to have to ask you to leave...
Goku:Alright...good bye...
Gohan:So...where were we?
Videl:You were telling me about the time with you,Piccolo and goats...
Gohan:Oh yah..we were pissed drunk on Namek..AND HEY...THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Videl:Sure it didn't...
Gohan:*sweatdrop*..um...*bell rings*BYE VIDEL*runs like hell*
Gohan:I get lucky...3 periods without Videl...
Janitor:Hey there big boy...
Gohan:FOR THE LOVE OF DENDES GAY ASS GO AWAY!!!!
Janitor:Fine...no more loving for you!
Gohan:Fine...Piccolo would take me back...or i could go straight and get with Videl...
Janitor:DAMN YOU!!!
*some kid pukes*
Janitor:Oh god damn kids...
Gohan:Clean it up gay boy...*goes to 4th period*
*in gym class locker room*
Random guy:I heard that gayball janitor rapes his mop and licks the puke up with his tongue!
Other dude:Well i heard that he keeps goats in his closest and he molests them with Gohan!
Gohan:HEY THATS NOT TRUE!!! except for that one time...when he drugged m...
Gym Teacher:WOULD YOU HOMOSEXUALS QUIT BICKERING AND GET OUT HERE!!!
Gohan:Saved by the bell...err teacher
Teacher:SHUT UP GOHAN*smacks his ass with the towel*
Gohan:OWWW...and we're the homos?
Teacher:*smacks him again* SHUT UP!
Gohan:Fine,fine...
Videl:Oh damn...Gohan looks so hot when the teacher smacks his ass...
Gohan:Oh hi Videl!
Videl:Holy fuck he said hi..to me!?*passes out*
*in the nurses office*
Nurse:Honey...honey..wake up!
Videl:WHAT...I'M UP!!!
Nurse:Dammit...not you...HIM!!!
Gohan:*Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz*
Videl:Hold on one second...*bitch slaps Gohan*WAKE UP!!!
Gohan:OK OK..I'm up!..i was having the most wonderful dream...me and videl were naked on a beach...screwing and then frieza came and joined in...
*videl and the nurse both puke*
Gohan:*presses call button*FAGGOT ASS FREIZA TO NURSES OFFICE...faggotass frieza to the nurses office!
Frieza:*drops mop*HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GOHAN!!!*Baah*DAMMIT GOAT SHUT UP!*runs to nurses office*
Gohan:Videl..we better go...i think frieza is bringing his goats...
Videl:RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan:*gets yanked by Videl*AHHHHHHHHH*hits door jamb and gets knocked out*
Videl:Ahh screw it*keeps running*
Gohan:*wakes up a few hours later*We..where am i???
Frieza:In my lair of sexual delight and torture...
Gohan:Oh cut the fucking BS frieza...its the fucking janitors room...
Frieza:Dammit you ruined the whole thing...
*doors get knocked down right into frieza*
Videl:Gohan...lets go
Gohan:HELL YES
Frieza:My..ass...really hurts...ooh Barney stop it...*baah*
Gohan:Thank you for saving me from frieza's flaming grasp!
Videl:It was nothing...now lets go back to my place...and study*wink wink*
Gohan:SURE!!!
Frieza:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the end*