| Thing You'll never Hear in DBZ 1. Goku: Chi-Chi, am I scheduled to get a hair cut Monday. 2. Vegeta: You rule Goku! 3. Vegeta: I only use the reqirement for the gel, which is the size of a pea! 4. Gohan: Dad I don't wanna fight, I wanna read Uncle Tom's Cabin. 5. Piccolo: I beg to differ, I think the right 90 degree Triangle never shows a toward art to the left axel. 6. Kami: Dam, "Dragonballs" Is such a -ay Name. 7. Brolli: I never noticed how funny Three is Company is. 8. Krillin: I be the Pimp. You need a hoe, you got one. 9. Roshi: I think I'll give up porn and Help Goku save the earth. 10. Vegeta To Goku: We need to take a walk in the park and talk about our Differences. 11. Gohan: Goten, did You use my Sailor Moon toothbrush again? 12. Radditz: To get your hair to a silky shine like mine? It isn't easy, it takes me four hours out of my day! 13. Buu: The Civil War killed alot of people. 14. Goku: I'll Kill him while hes transforming! 15. Vegeta: These Senzu beans taste like Senzu c-ap!! 16. Freeza: Hold on a sec Goku, you smeared my makeup. 17. Vegeta: You wanna throw the old ball around Trunks? 18. Trunks to Goten: My dads stronger than your dad! ::Sticks tounge out:: 19. Dodoria: Im not fat im big boned! 20. Gohan: Dad, whats a grandma? 21. Cell: I'm starting to think green isn't my color, I wish I was red. - 22. Gohan: Whats so great about my hidden powers? - 23. Goku: Gohan we don't need you for this fight. - 24. King Kai: I'm not going to tell jokes for 2 whole days! - 25. Vegeta To Goku: I'll let u spend the night with Bulma if u let me spend the night with Chi-chi - 26. Cell: Fighting sucks, let's go to the movies! - 27. Piccolo: Do you think this turban makes me look FAT? - 28. Vegeta: well, now that I think about it I sort of do look like a monkey 29. Master Roshi: Pornography is sickening. How could people look at women as mere sex objects. 30. Krillin: Ladies Ladies one at a time please 31. Chaozu: Go here for my REAL story funny eh...oh maybe not |