CHAOZU: THIS SEEMINGLY UNLOVED DBZ CHARACTER HAS AN ENTERTAINING YET DISTURBING HISTORY THAT IS OVERLOOKED BY MOST PEOPLE. THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO PRESERVING THE MEMORY OF THIS MISUNDERSTOOD WARRIOR. THIS IS THE STORY OF CHAOZU
=CHAOZU'S STORY=
PART ONE:
As a child Chaozu grew up on the mean city streets. His unloving father was a gangster and his mother was a whore. He grew up as a thug, never learning the differance between right and wrong. Once as a young boy, a psychopath hit him over the head, knocking him unconscious. The man's name was Dr. Narn. Dr. Narn decided to do a sick experiment on the young Chaozu, he tatooed his body white and made him look like a mime by tatooing his cheeks red. The Evil Dr. then altered his genes to destroy all his growth hormones. The experiment went horribly wrong when Chaozu awoke and found out the gene altering had given him special powers! Chaozu found that he could explode and come back to life. Chaozu found out that Dr. Narn had made him look girlish and like a pansy. Chaozu was furios and promptly exploded, killing Narn and destroying his lab.
PART TWO:
Six years after Chaozu killed Dr. Narn he decided to become the most powerful pimp in the city. But when he asked sluts to let him be their pimp, they laughed at him and told him to go play with his toys and leave them alone, or pretend he was in a box like a mime. This made him very angry so he would go to the other pimps and kill them by exploding or shooting energy at them. For years after that Chaozu was a thug, pimp, and eventually a drug dealer. As a drug dealer he would sneak into schools on halloween and sell the little kids drugs while the teachers thought he was a kid dressed as a mime selling candy.
PART THREE:
One day while Chaozu was at his whorehouse, a man named Yamcha came in and asked for the best ho in the place. Chaozu told him how much it cost but Yamcha got angry because he didnt have enough money and threated to kick Chaozu's ass, calling him a "stupid little mime-faggot" This angered Chaozu and he pulled out a switchblade and cut up Yamcha's face and kicked him outof the whorehouse telling him if he ever returned he would carve him into mush and feed him to pu'ar! About a year later Chaozu was battling rival drug dealers when Goku happend to walk by, Goku had accidentally walked into a bad neighborhood. Goku saw how bad Chaozu was beating up the rival dealers using only his switchblade and Ki blasts! Goku was impressed, noticing the immense power of the little mime-boy. Goku walked up and told Chaozu that if he bacame a Z warrior that he could have as much money as he wanted and be trained by the great masters of fighting for free! Chaozu decided that was a good idea, he thought he could use the money to buy a small army of mercinaries and with his training he could easily destroy all his rivals. He would be the most powerful thug in the city! When he and Goku arrived at Kame's house Goku hit Chaozu over the head to knock him unconscious and stuffed him in a box. The next day he gave him to Tien as a present.
EPILOUGE:
Over the years Chaozu became good friends with Tien and Died several times. He decided that it was better to fight evil than to be a Thug and a pimp.
NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUE STORY OF CHAOZU YOU MUST TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS ABOUT THIS MISUNDERSTOOD LITTLE WARRIOR----NEVER LET HIS STORY BE FORGOTTEN----
