Element: fuck i need a HOE!
Element: i need to get mah dick sucked!
Dark Vegeta OGA: Lol. I'm guessing you don't have anybody to give you a ride? oO
Element: Ride?
Dark Vegeta OGA: Like, a ride someplace.
Element: where am i goin?
Dark Vegeta OGA: I'm saving this conversation. Then I am going to show you when you're not stoned. o.o
Element: oh shit
Element: im going to mexxico
Dark Vegeta OGA: MeXXXico?
Element: nooo
Element: mexxico
Element: you know
Element: the land of rolled tacos and refrid beans
Dark Vegeta OGA: Lol.
Element: im fuckin hungry now
Element: but my blak ass aint got shit to eat
Dark Vegeta OGA: Go to Taco Bell.
Element: man
Element: thats in mexxico
Element: im going there tomarrow
Element: im gonna get me one of them things with the chips and cheeze
Dark Vegeta OGA: Nachos?
Element: yeah
Element: those are fuckin off the chains!
Dark Vegeta OGA: I know, dude.
Dark Vegeta OGA: Especially the ones with jalapinos in them.
Element: japanese peple are in them too
Element: what the hel
Element: im not eatin nachos no more
Dark Vegeta OGA: o_O
Element: d0dd
Element: i see ded hamburgerz
Element: they lok like dem koopa troopas from dat supa mario game
Element: they bit me once
Dark Vegeta OGA: Owch.
Element: yeah
Element: but i bit dat lil fuka back thogh
Dark Vegeta OGA: Did you make it bleed?
Element: naw man
Element: that lil fuka started wobblin and cryin
Dark Vegeta OGA: Ha ha.
Element: and then
Element: i told it to open its mouth so i could shit in its mouth
Element: i have a weapon
Dark Vegeta OGA: What weapon?
Element: i dun know
Element: its made of plastic, and got this round thing on it
Element: and when you swing it
Element: it make this wacky quakin sound
Element: so i call it howard the duck
Element: man
Element: you gotaa see that new power ranger movie
Element: its on tv now
Element: its the one where they fight the big purple guy who had dicks hangin from his chin
Dark Vegeta OGA: Lmao.
Element: man
Element: this guy is fuckin awsome
Element: he can like..fuck girls with his chin n shit
Dark Vegeta OGA: Lmao!
Element: he doesnt even have to pull his pants down to get dome from hoes n shit yo
Element: its like
Element: suck on the dicks that are on my chin
Element: shit d0dd
Dark Vegeta OGA: Hm?
Element: tape is fuckin tight
Dark Vegeta OGA: ?
Element: its like sticky an never comes off
Element: im gonna try and tape my ass cheeks closed
Dark Vegeta OGA: Lmao.
Element: my name starts with a j right
Dark Vegeta OGA: I don't know your real name.
Element: whoa
Element: so my name realy is jim the last dinosore
Element: you can see alot of thins walkin aroun at 1 in the mornin
Element: d0dd
Dark Vegeta OGA: Hm?
Element: you gotta see this koo ass site
Element: imma hook you up with the link
Dark Vegeta OGA: Ok.
Element: http://www.backroomfacials.com/
Dark Vegeta OGA: o_O
Dark Vegeta OGA: What kinda stuff does it have on it?
Element: Food
Element: man that site rules
Element: did i ever happen to fuck a gurl named cecc
Dark Vegeta OGA: I dunno.
Element: some fcukin weird guy just askd me on msn
Element: people are crazy man
Dark Vegeta OGA: I know.
Element: do you like fat chiks
Dark Vegeta OGA: o_O
Element: did you know
Element: that if you let a fat chick suck your dik shell eat it
Dark Vegeta OGA: Owch.
Element: i want a fat chick to suk my penis now
Element signed off at 3:54:52 AM.
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